Titles. Some people go full stonks.
"La bella y graciosa moza marchose a lavar la ropa, la mojó en el arroyuelo y cantando la lavó, la frotó sobre una piedra, la colgó de un abedul"
talk about long titles. Let me tell you a short history:
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true