Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu - Vol. 7 Ch. 49 - Moon-led...

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Real talk that demon army doing it all wrong. If they know right off the bat the bimbo waste of a deity is going to turbo buff the humans than you need to turbo debuff them. Not magic or curses, nah. Show up with 10,000 orcs and goblins and plaster "viagra" on every single supply crate. Then at night (or day since the hyumans attack at night) just have someone magically project their voice.

"Man you hyumans really are beautiful!", "I can see why your goddess prefers beautiful women! We do too.", "you know I knew this hyuman chick once. She kept talking about something called 'pulling out' do you know what that is? (Orc grumbling and goblin cackling followed by announcer loudly grunting) yeah me neither."

Morale is irreplaceable to an army, so shatter their will to fight along with their pride in their beauty and it doesn't matter how many buffs the dung beetle goddess gives, they'll fold like a deck of cards. Best part? It's all taunt tactics, you don't actually have to dirty your hands, err "hands", you just have to make them think you are meanwhile you're getting actually strong fighters to flank and use guerrilla tactics like hit and runs, sleep deprivation, traps, camp raids, poisoning supply lines, etc. If they aren't clinically insane by the first week you aren't trying hard enough.
 
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Now this is really interesting. Direct evidence that the black-haired heroine's companions are deliberately contradicting their previous morals and characters because...the shitfuck hero threw a bitchfit at a party?

We already know that the "prettiest" humans have such an overwhelming Cockroach blessing that there's effectively no such thing as complex strategy or tactics, whether it be personal combat or open war. I wonder if it goes deeper than that; the world is ruled by beautiful people because the Cockroach blessing destroys people's minds and renders them temporarily obedient whenever they are confronted by someone prettier than them. You can resist it (kind of - see page 10 of this chapter) if you're sufficiently self-aware of the bullshit to notice it happen, but the only way to refute it is to be so diametrically opposed to the Cockroach that you actively hate / despise / are antagonistic to it (see; scheming princess).
almost entirely sure it's because the other hero is using his magic eye. whether it's being done consciously or unconsciously remains to be seen, but i think that's the most likely outcome. (but you've probably already found out whether i'm right or not, so this comment is likely moot lmao)
 

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