User Profile Thread (Say hi to showcase your biography)!

[FireFish5000]

Weather you have typed a single line, wrote a wall novel galore, or have gone mad with bbcode. Post here to showcase your User Profile for all to see.
You may optionally type a description of what it includes or a source of inspiration.

Those browsing for inspiration, just click on a username to see their profile!

Started this thread bc I was looking for examples/inspiration while formatting my own profile when I suddenly realized.... I was alone. Not many go mad with this and only a few bother adding a single line of text.

My own profile is primarily a list of my recommendations. I found myself retyping segments of this list on various suggestion threads, and wanted a central place to go back to for it. Additionally, I wanted to fully format my suggestions without having to worry about taking over a thread with a wall of thumbnails.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Yeah, I am myself slightly annoyed by people without profile pic nor biography.
How am I supposed to stalk you if you don't give me any information?

 

[Teddy]

@godofsalmon

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@BlackGeneral

For what do you seek?
your internet spelunking
must have an end goal.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@EOTFOFYL

I just want all things
to have a proper Ending.
Say "No" to the axe.

 

[godofsalmon]

@Teddy Aw thanks for the mention, man! 😁

 

[justforthelulz]

Wait, someone went and necro'd this thread that previously only OP posted in?

 

[godofsalmon]

BlackGeneral's been diving and bringing back some long-forgotten threads it seems.

 

[Greenfrost]

Mine's got a riddle I like.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Greenfrost

The answer's a secret.

You cheeky SOB, using the ambiguity of language to taunt people. (i.e. What word is always spelled incorrectly?)

 

[Greenfrost]

@justforthelulz Lemme guess. is it incorrectly?

 

[justforthelulz]

@Greenfrost

You guessed incorrectly.

 

[Granitefish]

We know he guessed incorrectly, but is it incorrectly?

 

[justforthelulz]

Spoiler

Yes, the word is 'incorrectly'.

 

[Greenfrost]

@justforthelulz I think that one would work better if said vocally. It was too easy to guess, since I could see it spelled out. Also, I've also got another fun one, if anyone is willing to take a crack at it.

You're on the bottom floor of a house. There are three switches. One of them turns on a lightbulb in the attic, and the others do nothing. Which switch turns on the lightbulb.

You can flip them all you want, then once you're done, make a one-way trip to the lightbulb in the attic.

Hint: There's something you can do in the attic that can help you find the answer.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Greenfrost

The "one-way trip to the lightbulb in the attic" sounds like a horror story waiting to happen.

 

[Greenfrost]

For anyone who can't guess it.

Spoiler

In terms of the three switches. First, flip the first one up. Then, flip the second one up, but just for a while before flipping it back down again. And, for the third, leave it alone. After that, go up to the attic and check out the lightbulb. If it's on, then it's the first one. If it's off, then touching it will give you the answer. If the lightbulb is hot it means it's the second on; and if it's cold, it's the third.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@moonlightfairy 's is pretty cool.
There even is a link to become a member of the "Legal Loli League".
I just received my card btw.

 

[sterven]

I remember that one user that had some badass custom banners totally forgot their name