Uzaki-chan: "Momma, papa! I'm going to stay over a senpai's house for the night. Yes. The guy senpai. That I'm toootally not in love with. Yep. Yep. Good night!"
Papa-Uzaki: [ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID upon hearing the news] "I'm just going to go get a shovel..."
Momma-Uzaki: {{{I fear for Hana-chan's health, she doesn't have the stamina to keep up at this rate...}}}