Dex-chan lover
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exactly as the title says, prepare for a long ride
sooo last year, in march, we were trying out tables instead of just desks in our classroom, and i was sitting with two of my friends, another guy, and- lets just call him x. so i sat next to him, and we didnt seem to talk at first. but then, when my friend who sat across diagnoally from me, (this was the month where all the girls were obsessed with slime) accidentally spilled some beads from her slime (there was a fuckton of them) they landed on my and x’s desk. he pushed most of them on my desk, so i did the same. for an entire week, we waged a war between the little beads, like they were poisone, by subtly flicking them over to the other desk. i even put some in his hair. and then, our teacher came in, and was all “ive seen you in class, please put the beads away.” so, reluctantly, we did. there were still some left, so we decided to keep waging war. and then, when we moved to a new desk, it was me, him, my friend, and two other boys.
since my friend was in between me and x, i sometimes couldn’t talk to him. my friend, knew we were “friends,” so she decided to steal his eraser and give it to me. there was still another half of it, so she whispered “you try and steal that to annoy him,” so i did. it continued with pencils and his dice, and after he even managed to steal them back. this continued for a while, until clubs started. there was one that seemed interesting to me, which was a survival camp. so, i decided to join. apparently he must’ve wanted to join too, because when i went to the gym for the first club, i saw him. since there weren’t many kids i knew, i just talked to him. the club was pretty interesting, we walked to the nearby forest and learned about starting fires, making maps, all that. our friendship seemed to increase then. the second-to-last day of club, we to the forest because it was really windy and there was a risk of falling trees. our leader of the club brought us to the field, where we stayed there. the lesson seemed to be “recognizing and taking care of wounds.” since it was quick, we finished early and played a few games. after the second game, we (me and x) decided to go to the chain wall of the field and goof off. by then, we were basically dating except we weren’t. so i found a hole in the ground and said to him “this hole makes you forget everything and everyone you love, try it” so he looked in, stared at me and was like “who are you” we both continued doing it, and it was really fun. however, the last day, we went to the forest. it was pretty average, but it was fun.
the next day, however, was probably the worst day of my life. it was pretty normal, except let me tell you kevin’s story. kevin is a green and black-dotted toy dinosaur where you can twist a crank and he walks. my friend L brought it to school (shes very aloof and doesnt smile much), and she let me and my friend c play with him. however, the day after our last club day, x’s friend f broke him. this was because hes in c‘s class, and she kept him in her desk. so, me and c (L wasnt there) confronted x and f, who were on the field together. first we chased them (and x said something sexist like “what are a bunch of women gonna do”) so i got really pissed and kneed f in the balls (although i was aiming for x) and glared at him “whyd you break kevin?” i had asked. since it was the one thing that made L smile, i was pissed it was broken. things got heated, right until.. (dun dududunnn) x grabbed a ball and kicked it in my face. it didnt hurt, but i was reeeeally really annoyed he had the nerve to do it. his other friend was like “hey whyd you do that” and this asshole had the nerve to say “oh, cuz its funny!” while laughing.
so, i laughed and told him to practice his kicks and ran off with c as she held kevin in her hands.
when we were walking to class, he tried talking to me again. i flipped him off and ran to class, annoyed and irritated. plus i had a red mark on my face, so ofc people assumed something had happened.
after, when i was grabbing my things cuz the bell had rung, i noticed him whistling, trying to get my attention. normally, whenever he whistles, i playfully tell him to shut up, but this time, i was angry. i didnt want to be accused of dating him anymore, so- i straightup said, “cant you shut the fuck up for once” and walked out the door, hiding in the crowd of people.
the next day, in the lunchroom, he was crying. bro. all i did was tell you to shut up. and now ur crying cuz a woman told you to shut up? nani? the fuck?
anyways, now hes texting me like nothings wrong, (his friend probably gave him my number) and he even forgot my birthday.
if he ever confesses to me, imma roast him within an inch of his life, and if he asks why, i can just say “cuz its funny!” and laugh
i shouldnt be posting this on my birthday
sooo last year, in march, we were trying out tables instead of just desks in our classroom, and i was sitting with two of my friends, another guy, and- lets just call him x. so i sat next to him, and we didnt seem to talk at first. but then, when my friend who sat across diagnoally from me, (this was the month where all the girls were obsessed with slime) accidentally spilled some beads from her slime (there was a fuckton of them) they landed on my and x’s desk. he pushed most of them on my desk, so i did the same. for an entire week, we waged a war between the little beads, like they were poisone, by subtly flicking them over to the other desk. i even put some in his hair. and then, our teacher came in, and was all “ive seen you in class, please put the beads away.” so, reluctantly, we did. there were still some left, so we decided to keep waging war. and then, when we moved to a new desk, it was me, him, my friend, and two other boys.
since my friend was in between me and x, i sometimes couldn’t talk to him. my friend, knew we were “friends,” so she decided to steal his eraser and give it to me. there was still another half of it, so she whispered “you try and steal that to annoy him,” so i did. it continued with pencils and his dice, and after he even managed to steal them back. this continued for a while, until clubs started. there was one that seemed interesting to me, which was a survival camp. so, i decided to join. apparently he must’ve wanted to join too, because when i went to the gym for the first club, i saw him. since there weren’t many kids i knew, i just talked to him. the club was pretty interesting, we walked to the nearby forest and learned about starting fires, making maps, all that. our friendship seemed to increase then. the second-to-last day of club, we to the forest because it was really windy and there was a risk of falling trees. our leader of the club brought us to the field, where we stayed there. the lesson seemed to be “recognizing and taking care of wounds.” since it was quick, we finished early and played a few games. after the second game, we (me and x) decided to go to the chain wall of the field and goof off. by then, we were basically dating except we weren’t. so i found a hole in the ground and said to him “this hole makes you forget everything and everyone you love, try it” so he looked in, stared at me and was like “who are you” we both continued doing it, and it was really fun. however, the last day, we went to the forest. it was pretty average, but it was fun.
the next day, however, was probably the worst day of my life. it was pretty normal, except let me tell you kevin’s story. kevin is a green and black-dotted toy dinosaur where you can twist a crank and he walks. my friend L brought it to school (shes very aloof and doesnt smile much), and she let me and my friend c play with him. however, the day after our last club day, x’s friend f broke him. this was because hes in c‘s class, and she kept him in her desk. so, me and c (L wasnt there) confronted x and f, who were on the field together. first we chased them (and x said something sexist like “what are a bunch of women gonna do”) so i got really pissed and kneed f in the balls (although i was aiming for x) and glared at him “whyd you break kevin?” i had asked. since it was the one thing that made L smile, i was pissed it was broken. things got heated, right until.. (dun dududunnn) x grabbed a ball and kicked it in my face. it didnt hurt, but i was reeeeally really annoyed he had the nerve to do it. his other friend was like “hey whyd you do that” and this asshole had the nerve to say “oh, cuz its funny!” while laughing.
so, i laughed and told him to practice his kicks and ran off with c as she held kevin in her hands.
when we were walking to class, he tried talking to me again. i flipped him off and ran to class, annoyed and irritated. plus i had a red mark on my face, so ofc people assumed something had happened.
after, when i was grabbing my things cuz the bell had rung, i noticed him whistling, trying to get my attention. normally, whenever he whistles, i playfully tell him to shut up, but this time, i was angry. i didnt want to be accused of dating him anymore, so- i straightup said, “cant you shut the fuck up for once” and walked out the door, hiding in the crowd of people.
the next day, in the lunchroom, he was crying. bro. all i did was tell you to shut up. and now ur crying cuz a woman told you to shut up? nani? the fuck?
anyways, now hes texting me like nothings wrong, (his friend probably gave him my number) and he even forgot my birthday.
if he ever confesses to me, imma roast him within an inch of his life, and if he asks why, i can just say “cuz its funny!” and laugh
i shouldnt be posting this on my birthday
