Whenever people introduce themselves in these MMO-based series ("I'll protect you with my shield!"), I can't help but recall this old this comic that was like...
Imaginary healer: "I... I'll do my best~~! 🤗"
Real healer: "Tank, WTF are you doing, stand in FRONT. Mage, scale back your DPS or I'm going to stop healing you. You know what? I hate you all. 😒"