What would you do? - Waking Up Next to a Staff Member

[Plykiya]

I woke up today and my pelvic bone and the base of my spine hurt
It must've been someone in this thread

 

[Richman]

nah, clearly you're growing.

 

[Mr_Detective]

@Richman I'm the one asking the question here, though. =_=

 

[Richman]

@Mr_Detective
Well in that case, pls be legal, i don't want to go to jail thnx

 

[BestBoy]

@Richman Growing in the wrong directions, sadly.

 

[hazzack]

what would you do? wanking up next to a staff member

 

[Mr_Detective]

@Richman I don't know if any staff member is underage, though.

@hazzack Whether you go to jail or not depends on how much the staff member likes it.

 

[Plykiya]

@Mr_Detective One, but it's a secret which one. Russian roulette!

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Plykiya
Obviously it's ixlone, and the only reason he like lolis is because he himself is 9. Right?

Right???

 

[Richman]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Plot twist, ixlone is actually a 1000-year old shota dragon that just "acts" childish.

 

[Plykiya]

@bigtiddyoneesan You're too smart!