Who is LLG?

[LLG]

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢.

 

[crazybars]

LLG?

Long
Lost
Girlfriend.

Oh My GoooooooDdddddddd!!!!! Illuminatiiiiiii.


XD

 

[Halo]

We have been bamboozled.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo
Yes, I know this looks quite suspicious. I will copy paste a line I wrote in the 'shitpost here' thread.

I have never, and I mean never, made any accounts on MD other than this one, bigtiddyoneesan. So you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

To put it shortly, 2252020 made the '2' to my pfp and made it his pfp, and then joined the Grasses Cult I made. Then, BlackGeneral put a '3' over my pfp and made it the pfp of his alt, LLG, in order to fuck with people.

Hope this clears things up.

 

[Halo]

and then joined the Grasses Cult I made

Hope this clears things up.

It doesn't. 😔

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo
Yea that part might be a bit confusing. If you read the 'shitpost here' thread from page 13 onward, you can get a detailed rundown of how events played out.

 

[BlackGeneral]

It doesn't.

Actually it's pretty simple.
He is fucking insane.

 

[Halo]

Actually it's pretty simple.
He is fucking insane.

The pot calling the kettle black.

 

[justforthelulz]

The pot calling the kettle black.

What a coincidentally color-coded appropriate idiom.

Spoiler

For those who don't get it, Guts-minus-the-sungrasses is known as the Black Swordsman, and BlackGeneral, well, his name speaks for itself.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

GaoGeneral is just on a mission to gaslight the masses. After all, his true nature was revealed in this very thread.

Relevant post.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I'm not insane. It's LLG. He is playing with us. He is trying to turn everybody here crazy. This guy is evil I tell you.

 

[Halo]

I'm not insane.

Gao.

He doesn't know....

 

[BlackGeneral]

Okay I'm done with this forum, I am only posting on the haiku/ガオー threads from now on.
I'm not talking to any of you before you identify "How many alts does @bigtiddyoneesan have?" and "Who/what is LLG?"
@Mr_Detective Do your Job.

 

[244119]

@BlackGeneral none. @2252020 is nothing but a figment of your imagination. @LLG isn't real either. one day, you will have to stop denying the truth. one day, you will have to accept it. if you cannot, please take your time to visit your therapist, @Jordan_Weeberson

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@BlackGeneral is over here acting like those two questions are still unanswered. I'll answer them for the fifth time though, and maybe he'll understand it this time.

How many alts does @ bigtiddyoneesan have?

Zero. As I stated before, this is my one and only account. Anyone else who says that they are me are simply memeing or lying.

Who/what is LLG?

It's you on your alt account you doofus. We've been over this already.

 

[Halo]

@bigtiddyoneesan why you're trying to incriminate him so hard? Kinda weird....

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
S.T.A.K.L.E.R

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo

why you're trying to incriminate him so hard? Kinda weird....

Incriminate him? He's already been outed as the perpetrator. And now he's trying to play coy. Can't trust a gao.

@pandascepter

S.T.A.K.L.E.R

You need to switch the 'K' and the 'L'. You were close, though.

 

[Halo]

@bigtiddyoneesan
But is there a way for him to prove his innocence?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo
He already admitted to being LLG. The act of making this thread was a big giveaway to begin with. In fact, you were one of the first people to voice their suspicions of BaguetteMan.

The only way I could see BlackBaguette being proved innocent would be if someone else were to come forth with substantial evidence proving that a different user was the perpetrator all along.