I Spent Eight Years in College, Although It Felt like Eight Hundred, in Order to Become a Proficient Architect, and After My Third Failed Attempt at Landing a Job in Architecture, I Cried on My Sofa for Four Hours, Until I Felt the Urge for Pineapple Soup, Which Was a Dish That My Late Mother, Who Passed Away in a Band Accident Eleven Years Ago When I Was Only Fifteen, Would Regularly Make for Me After I Came Home from School Each Day After Being Bullied for My Rather Large Nose, but After Checking My Fridge and Realizing I Had No Pineapples Left, I Resolved to Go to the Supermarket to Sate My Cravings, Where I Found That Not Only Were They out of Pineapples, but They Were Also out of Patience for Dealing with My Rather Large Nose, Which I Would Accidentally Knock Produce on the Floor With, and I Was Rudely, but Understandably, Kicked out of the Supermarket, Only to Meet a Strange Man Who Smelled of Pineapples, Who Ended up Revealing Himself as the Pineapple God, and After Sending Me on My Way, He Showed up at My House the next Day, and Informed Me That, Because He Had Been Drunk the Night Before, He Had Accidentally Revealed His True Identity as the Pineapple God to Me, and to Prevent His Secret Identity from Being Known, He Sent Me to Another World, a Fantasy World, Against My Objections, Where I Immediately Died by Tripping over My Shoelaces and off a Cliff, Only to Be Reincarnated in That Same World with My Memories Intact, Allowing Me to Fully Assimilate into That Fantasy World and Work My Towards Becoming the Renowned Architect I Had Always Dreamed of Being, And, as It Turns Out, I Was Also Reincarnated with My Tremendous Fucking Nose, Which Seemed Unfortunate at First, Until I Learned That Gargantuan Noses Were Seen as a Sign of Beauty in the New World I Inhabited, Leading to Me Being Well-Admired by Men and Women Alike, Although I Would Always Reject the Advances of Men, as I'm Not Gay Lol, and After Finally Becoming a Famous Architect with a Harem of Goth Elf Big-Breasted Fairy Elf Lolis, I Was Tasked by the Kingdom's Ruler, Who Also Had a Large Nose, Although Not Quite as Large as Mine, to Defeat the Demon King?!
BokuSchnoz for short