Yojouhan Isekai Kouryuuki - Vol. 1 Ch. 1 - Peace Negotiations with the elves in 4 ½ Tatami

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You wake up in a room with the two elves just kinda chilling either side of a lolibaba corpse, and you react how?!

I mean there is no way that situation made any sense from the get-go. The hobbit couldn't possibly stab herself with the sword at that angle because it is too fucking big. Her arms don't reach that far. Well, unless she was telekinetic. Yet the retarded protagonist guy instantly assumes suicide. Riiiight.

And the other two still sleeping. If someone had been murdered RIGHT NEXT TO THEM, you'd figure they'd have... y'know... woke up from the fucking noise? Or maybe from the blood? And would a murderer just lie down next to the corpse and go back to sleep in preparation of feigning innocence in the morning?
Plus of course it could have been BOTH of them conspiring to kill the hobbit for interfering with their war or whatever other reason, but then who would they blame it on? The human, most probably. But they show no sign of trying to blame him for it.

Seriously... you wake up to a situation like that, and the only possible conclusion is that you're dealing with a REALLY INEPT SET-UP.



... Yeah. He passed their stupid test by jumping to the most retarded possible conclusion. Now you're opening a door in his home and leaving him to deal with the blood-stained futon with a hole in it.
 

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