"What? But why would you leave it behind?! You didn't even have it out, it should have still been in your bag!" "Don't blame me! The plot demons compelled it, just like you getting blotto on a chocolate!!!"
Why do the writers write their characters to be so fucking oblivious. It's like they want to normalize being completely dumb and unaware as a good thing and normal behavior. "It's just sex play, she's not attracted to me at all LOL" ... jeez.
edit: she wrote her name in a adult sex fantasy book ... I'm beginning to think this author has brain damage.