Zaako Zako Zako Zako Sensei - Vol. 4 Ch. 20

[0mnifarious]

Wait really ? Can you explain it ? And what was the joke about blone twin tail girl being born in april ?

I thought the joke there was that she was born on April Fools Day

These mesugaki are paper tigers, though. All it took was some headpats and an ikeman impression for him to tame them

 

[0mnifarious]

Not a headpat but sensei touched her head with 2(two) hands instead

Too bad she was too sleepy to realize and remember that it happened

Thy're all technically losing heroines at this point (especially when compared to Shirai), but Yuki in particular seems to have a knack for shooting herself in the foot.

 

[Kaisermutt]

Not a headpat but sensei touched her head with 2(two) hands instead

I love the numeral (number) legalese brain worm (mind virus)

 

[HYBRID_BEING]

Whats the joke here with stick shift ?

Well, she's probably really is talking about him being bad with manual transmission and not what i thought of at first, tbh
I mean, as far as sexual innuendo goes, "driving a stick shift" would be in a handjob territory (unless Chika is projecting her intentions there ).

 

[Don_Gusto]

Wait really ? Can you explain it ? And what was the joke about blone twin tail girl being born in april ?

They scout players at a young age, and at a certain phase of chilhood growth just the few months make a difference in body build. So the ones born in earlier months get chosen by the system and gets sent to further training while the ones at later months dont, then they continue until they go pro

 

[Kaisermutt]

Well, she's probably really is talking about him being bad with manual transmission and not what i thought of at first, tbh
I mean, as far as far as sexual innuendo goes, "driving a stick shift" would be in a handjob territory (unless Chika is projecting her intentions there ).

Nah driving a stick shift is like a sign of being a grown up to a certain generation. I have heard people say "Oh when I was a kid everyone thought you weren't a real man until you could drive a stick shift" (actual thing) because an automatic transmission is so much fucking easier than a stick shift.

 

[HYBRID_BEING]

Nah driving a stick shift is like a sign of being a grown up to a certain generation. I have heard people say "Oh when I was a kid everyone thought you weren't a real man until you could drive a stick shift" (actual thing) because an automatic transmission is so much fucking easier than a stick shift.

Yeah, in the end, it's the most sensible conclusion, that she's berating him for not passing a "real man test".
I blame my mistake on Chika's obsession with Sensei's dick, though

 

[reu]

Yeah like how to being cool and normal (陽キャ) means you give headpats to middle schoolers. This manga is fucking psychotic.

Wtf you're on about? I use my dad priviledges to give headpats to has many kids as possible
Ruffling some kid's hair while bursting out a mighty dad chuckle and sending them off to play with their friends is the ultimate dad move

 

[MeePotato]

that March fact was pretty accurate

 

[silverpetricof]

Thanks for the translation.

 

[SSDCZX]

i would let a armadillo level brains mesugaki give me leprosy

 

[BlackAeronaut]

Whats the joke here with stick shift ?

Well, she's probably really is talking about him being bad with manual transmission and not what i thought of at first, tbh
I mean, as far as sexual innuendo goes, "driving a stick shift" would be in a handjob territory (unless Chika is projecting her intentions there ).

Nah driving a stick shift is like a sign of being a grown up to a certain generation. I have heard people say "Oh when I was a kid everyone thought you weren't a real man until you could drive a stick shift" (actual thing) because an automatic transmission is so much fucking easier than a stick shift.

Yeah, in the end, it's the most sensible conclusion, that she's berating him for not passing a "real man test".
I blame my mistake on Chika's obsession with Sensei's dick, though

Kinda?

It's more like, "You're so retarded/crippled that you can't manage a stick shift". The Automatic Transmission Only restriction is for people who are handicapped in some way. Like they're missing an appendage, or they have a mental disorder that impairs their ability to coordinate the clutch pedal and shift lever.

Keep in mind, America is the exception - whereas automatics are the norm here, in the rest of the world most people drive manuals. Which makes sense because automatics can't handle as much torque or power as a manual, nor do they transmit the full power of the engine at all times (Google "Torque Converter" to see why), and are more expensive to build and maintain. (Automatics need to be serviced about every three months. Manuals? Only if something breaks. And clutches can last for 100,000 miles as long as you're not abusing the hell out of them.)

I know because I prefer to drive nothing but stick shifts while the rest of my family drives automatics. Any issues I have with my cars are mainly because the previous owners abused the hell out of them and didn't do any maintenance, or worse, did horrible fucked up maintenance that I had to fix.

PS: I do the work myself because I used to be a 5" gun technician in the US Navy. After working on a piece of machinery that has well-over 1000 moving parts, a car is easy by comparison. Though it helps a lot to have the manufacturer's service manual - Haynes and Chilton manuals are a fucking joke.

Please share the following link with others - it's 100% safe, I promise. It's an internet archive for complete service manuals for cars that are at least ten years old (because at that point the automotive industry doesn't care anymore - they expect you to buy a new car every five-to-ten years and scrap the old one). It's an absolute gold mine for anyone who does work on cars. https://charm.li/

 

[HYBRID_BEING]

Kinda?

It's more like, "You're so retarded/crippled that you can't manage a stick shift".

Eh, close enough to what i meant.

 

[allaire]

there not much he can do to stop them harassing him considering they know where he lives

Kek, can you please explain?

 

[Sultan_erin]

Kinda?

It's more like, "You're so retarded/crippled that you can't manage a stick shift". The Automatic Transmission Only restriction is for people who are handicapped in some way. Like they're missing an appendage, or they have a mental disorder that impairs their ability to coordinate the clutch pedal and shift lever.

Keep in mind, America is the exception - whereas automatics are the norm here, in the rest of the world most people drive manuals. Which makes sense because automatics can't handle as much torque or power as a manual, nor do they transmit the full power of the engine at all times (Google "Torque Converter" to see why), and are more expensive to build and maintain. (Automatics need to be serviced about every three months. Manuals? Only if something breaks. And clutches can last for 100,000 miles as long as you're not abusing the hell out of them.)

I know because I prefer to drive nothing but stick shifts while the rest of my family drives automatics. Any issues I have with my cars are mainly because the previous owners abused the hell out of them and didn't do any maintenance, or worse, did horrible fucked up maintenance that I had to fix.

PS: I do the work myself because I used to be a 5" gun technician in the US Navy. After working on a piece of machinery that has well-over 1000 moving parts, a car is easy by comparison. Though it helps a lot to have the manufacturer's service manual - Haynes and Chilton manuals are a fucking joke.

Please share the following link with others - it's 100% safe, I promise. It's an internet archive for complete service manuals for cars that are at least ten years old (because at that point the automotive industry doesn't care anymore - they expect you to buy a new car every five-to-ten years and scrap the old one). It's an absolute gold mine for anyone who does work on cars. https://charm.li/

You need to recheck that again. I live in place that couldn't be further from the US and all of the new cars are automatic. Plus automatic now have better resale value which signifies that people actually wants them and it's not just manufacturers pushing out unwanted change.

Most people also don't care much about torque or power unless they 1) live in rural area with difficult terrains or need to regularly travel to such places, 2) have specific interest in cars, or 3) think that they are somehow superior to other for their choice in cars despite never using it to its full capacity even once.

 

[Encyclopedium]

"My translations have made the net a worse place"
Lmao with great power...comes great destruction.
It's all good tho, more chaos for the warp

 

[HoangDinh]

teaching feeling

 

[RandomReader2023]

Author needs to make Yuki get some redemption, she's the purest one (only behind Shirai best girl) and always gets shafted in the competition.

 

[Yamato06]

lol, the tsuntsun backfired