Put this at the manga comment section, but I felt the need to put this here in case anyone else feels the same. I hate this so much I made hate-fanfiction and am going to pretend that this is the canon ending.
The night after the MC (I forgot his name) got an award:
MC: No senpai, this isn't enough! Until I reach your level, I can't call myself your boyfriend just yet!
Senpai: W-What are you saying...? Your recent achievements as an editor are already on my level. I assure you kouhai-kun, I want to be in a relationship with you.
MC: DAME DA or some shit, I want to be more than myself. In some ways, I'm still unworthy of your love. GAHAA- (Gets punched by Okuyasu from JJBA4 and lands on the floor)
Okuyasu: Oi Josuke, this man's pissing me off, his self esteem and modesty is way too low for what he just achieved! I have the right mind to erase you from existence!
Senpai: Eeehhhh, kouhai-kun! rushes to him What are you delinquents doing to my kouhai! Police, help!
Josuke (from the hit series JJBA4): Hey my dude, you can't just punch a guy provoked, unless... (Eyes blacken) Are you a Stand user!?
(Just as Josuke's about to heal MC, MC stands up from the ground and shields senpai)
MC: DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I-I don't know what you guys are talking about, but you can hurt me but don't hurt my girlfriend!
At this point, both MC and Senpai blushes-
MC: Er, I mean... My senpai! I may not be worthy of her just yet, but-
(MC gets pulled by senpai as she gives him a kiss on the lips)
Senpai: If we're going to get beaten up by delinquents, I'm going to say it now. I love you MC-kun! If we survive this, we're going on a date tomorrow!
MC: Senpai... No, FMC-san. Alright, but I'm not going to just sit back. Let's fight together!
Standing besides each other, MC and Senpai prepare an unprepared stance like that of an untrained civilian. But Josuke and Okuyasu just laughs.
Josuke: Heh... You realize now MC-kun? You were always worthy. The moment you took Senpai off your imaginary pedestal, you have your imaginary love turned real. Here.
Unbeknownst to the pair, Crazy Diamond comes out and heals MC-kun's broken body and his stupid warped sense of love.
Okuyasu: Hahaha! Jojo you bastard, always cleaning up my mess! But at least this guy has his own happy ending.
The day after tomorrow in the office:
MC is now wearing casual clothes like before, knowing that he doesn't need to change himself, but is also glad that he did because now he is with his senpai.
Off the corner, Best Friend-kun speaks with his mangaka:
Best Friend: Thanks for helping out with this, Kishibe-sensei. My friend has always been a little... Out of his depth and obsessed.
Mangaka: Don't mention it. Normally I don't indulge in this... matter. But I know enough that surpassing others is easier than surpassing oneself. He was trapped in his mind, and besides, Josuke owed me one.
Best Friend-kun: Anyway, please read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 4 dear readers It's a very good manga.
And yes, before anyone disses me on this, it was stuck in my mind for a while and I hate this one-shot with a burning passion, enough to make this stupid ass ending. I hate everyone in this manga, but at least this ending has Best Friend-kun as a Stand user.
