Sneaky panda, you stole the spotlight, I was pushing on comments so I could do it while the other side of the puddle was asleep!Unbothered.
Insomnia is a thing (and it bothers me).
I can say that 'salt' names go way back - at least into the 70's. It's a good way to see if a customer list is being used in an unauthorized manner by someone, and if done properly it'll also tell you where the list came from.
I don't know why, but this made me think of the times where the American army tampered with enemy ammo caches in Afghanistan so when they fired a hot round, it would make their rifle explode in their hands.
Time to
Already did that. it's only slightly concerning that there are a few firetrucks in the area right now.
NOW it's a party.
The scary part is that the one fire hydrant here is broken because it got clipped by snow plow during the winter and they still haven't fixed it.
Nah, they're a day late.And it's not even the 4th of July yet!
Relatable. I have this happen every now and then when I overextend my leg while sleeping and shift the calf muscle. Usually ends up with me jumping out of bed while quietly screaming "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" and trying to put my calf muscle back where it belongs.Nothing like a weapons grade charley horse to get you up in the morning. Reached down to massage it and it felt like a golf ball on the back of my calf.
Somehow don't think I'll be walking this morning.
Apparently my cousin's dog is allergic to grass. I thought it was the weirdest thing.
This was a couple seconds away from 'full on yelling, waking up the neighbors, and probably having the cops show up for a welfare check'.
I usually just have my cats freaking out because they think I'm being murdered and they try to rip my door open.
