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Damn that's crazy.
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NOT AS CRAZY AS THE 15 BOTS GUEST HERE THOUGH.
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someone make an edit of this to replace the heads of the dudes with the people in this thread im too lazy
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I knew it, only Yotsuba avatar users could be this evil! One day it's a prank, the next one a genocide and the following one they extort you to do something in order to not getting nuked again.
 
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this is literally hell
winged hussars never arrived, ottos pushed all the way up to Vienna, and threatened the HRE. Russia backstabs them, and then just continues where they left off, but because they're Christian there is no longer a feeling of "fight for Christianity" and so no crusades are called. Russia slowly dominates Europe, before a coalition of 5 nations: the French, the remaining HRE in Italy, the Hanseatic League (techncally part of HRE, but due to loss of much of Germany, forced to be independent), the Swedish, and the Spanish. The Russians aim straight for the jugular and take out the Burgundian line established by France, achieving a great victory at the battle of Frankfurt and ultimately collapsing the morale of the alliance. The British, long isolated from the continent, seize regions on the mainland, but are not able to avoid the newly born Republic of Russia's political influence causing a popular revolt and replacement of the absolutist monarchy with a Republic. The rest of Europe falls to Russian dominance, and now with no enemies in the west, they crush China upon first encounter, take down the Timurids, seize the Mamluks, and even take Japan and Korea. The Ming were splintered into over a dozen rump states, while Hokkaido was taken from Japan, but the nation actually centralized far more than it was before the invasion. The Timurids are demolished to restore Persia, as well as Russia imposing Christian faith upon India through force of arms, splintering the subcontinent into about 28 different states.

The FIRST GREAT RESISTANCE occurred in the year 1878, where after near 200 years of unquestioned Russian eominance, the British fleet sailed offensively and defeated the Russians at the Battle of Heligoland. This led to a war with the last remaining free nations (United States of Britain, Abyssinia, Portuguara, Ichima, Imerina, Maori, and Chimoria, as well as some native tribal remnants in North America) fighting against the Russian behemoth. The only nations to escape unscathed were Chimoria, Ichima, and Portuguara. Britain was forced to evacuate their colonies in mainland Africa and America, Abyssinia was completely subjugated, and the Maori forced to give up their northern island chains to the Japanese rump state. Imerina lost minor islands, such as modern day Reunion and Kergulen, to the Holy Order of Arabian Conversion to the True Faith, operating under Russian authority.


As the world's last hope goes out, the British are on the verge of total collapse, with an illegal but uncontested Russian blockade on British Jamaica and Cuba. Do they have one last Sally Forth in them? Will the Russian hegemony collapse on it's own? Or has Tsar Pyotyr finally accomplished what once only Alexander the Great had....
 
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@BakedBanana - do you remember when this thread was basically 'gentle shitposting for the post-GFG crowd'? I miss those days.... :fml:
The glory days will come back once the great ones return!

Jokes aside, it's just a repeat of V3 all over again.
The GFG rules over the forums -> most of them died -> new guys (us) ruled over the forums -> most of our little group dies -> new group slowly becoming more active

Want more info that supports this pattern? The GFG lasted for two years (2019 - 2021), and our little group lasted until 2023ish to 2025. :worry:
 
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The glory days will come back once the great ones return!

Jokes aside, it's just a repeat of V3 all over again.
The GFG rules over the forums -> most of them died -> new guys (us) ruled over the forums -> most of our little group dies -> new group slowly becoming more active

Want more info that supports this pattern? The GFG lasted for two years (2019 - 2021), and our little group lasted until 2023ish to 2025. :worry:
i don't see a new group i think it's literally just me sir
 
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I count the fancy word guy in your little group. There will be more of you sooner or later.
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Time is an illusion that helps things make sense
Though we're always living in the present tense
It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends
But you and I will always be back then.
Singing...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again..
Cuz you and I will always be back then

If there is some sort of force outside of time to take us back to where we were.

And hang each moment up like pictures on the wall in a million tiny frames so that we could see them all...
It would look like...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again
Cuz you and I will always be back then
You and I will always be back then
That's why you and I will always be best friends.
 
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Time is an illusion that helps things make sense
Though we're always living in the present tense
It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends
But you and I will always be back then.
Singing...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again..
Cuz you and I will always be back then

If there is some sort of force outside of time to take us back to where we were.

And hang each moment up like pictures on the wall in a million tiny frames so that we could see them all...
It would look like...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again
Cuz you and I will always be back then
You and I will always be back then
That's why you and I will always be best friends.
 
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Time is an illusion that helps things make sense
Though we're always living in the present tense
It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends
But you and I will always be back then.
Singing...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again..
Cuz you and I will always be back then

If there is some sort of force outside of time to take us back to where we were.

And hang each moment up like pictures on the wall in a million tiny frames so that we could see them all...
It would look like...
Will happen happening happened
Will happen happening happened
And there we are again and again
Cuz you and I will always be back then
You and I will always be back then
That's why you and I will always be best friends.
 

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