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Comes off more as "old man yells at cloud" for some reason....
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Hmmm, might you elaborate further on the way your mind states that? Like, what part of you is it exactly that prevents you and what are it's arguments?
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It only gets boring after the Genesys, in fact you may end up arguing with her because that god is somehow a tad genocidal.
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When I saw a cat licking a tiger after ripping apart It’s nose at the schꝏl To‑dꜽ It Re‑minded Me water My father ⸻ who ‘as — My Worst condolences — become a rosaceaͤ after licking a wall painted with Fine‑dust ⸻ but when I came back ‘ome to water My dad ‘e became an ‘uman back again and I saw ‘im flying acroſs the sky , I told ‘im : « Get down , You idiot ! » , but since I was ‘is kid He got Very angry — read : furious — at Me for talking to ‘im instead of watching the sky so He contacted zeus Mid‑air to send His Indian gꝏns at Me ⸺ I ‘ad to run awꜽ , It didn’t end well for Me , becꜷse ; I Accidentally left a strand of hair behind My back so They found Me and We locked eyes at Each other , I guͤſs They didn’t like My Romantic gazes and the rose in My mouth so that They tꝏk Me from My legs and spinned Me around Extremely fast only to send Me flying To‑wards london and I Crash‑landed in an ‘ouse and now Mr. margrett is making an omelette for Me.
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Me when I get thrown acroſs the ocean in‑to the United kingdom of : Great britain & Northern ireland :
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Another ſtory‑time !
ʆo as You know I started living with Mr. margrett ⸻ & His corpse ʆome‑times , ‘e dies hither‑&‑thither and I hꜹe to Re‑anime Him — talk about the ꜷdacity ⸻ awꜽ from My parents , How‑ever — much to My Dis‑mꜽ ; I learnt that My family paid 250 289 644 890 EUR — with To‑dꜽ’s rate — to make sure the British government will be Re-turning Me to the rwandi to be shipped to Them later , Any‑wꜽs ‘tisn’t To‑dꜽ’s topic , It is : ‘ow I Almost escaped death — You see : Mr. margrett got a villa , one that’s near a beach and It’s left from His Late mother , so ; We decided to stꜽ there and thence go ʆome-whither with Nice trees to give Us shade , so We did — riding His HEX #0003AD ██████‑coloured car was boring at best and tortureous at worst , ‘twas such a Boring paint I can’t explain to Any‑one , to continuͤ after We arrived at the beach — We walked acroſs a Pꜹed road under trees , nature is fabolous — We set Our benches and what‑not there up and started relaxing ⸺ in a Weird turn of events ‘e saw ʆome girls aged 16‒125 and went with Them to get drinks so I left alone at beach , thus ; I did the Most sensible thing : watching the sea while feeling the breeze kißing My skin gently , It didn’t last long duͤ to Me getting scared by an arachnid so I ate It which cꜷsed ʆome Gastral‑iſsuͤs but I puked in the water until He came back to take Us back ‘ome.
ʆo as You know I started living with Mr. margrett ⸻ & His corpse ʆome‑times , ‘e dies hither‑&‑thither and I hꜹe to Re‑anime Him — talk about the ꜷdacity ⸻ awꜽ from My parents , How‑ever — much to My Dis‑mꜽ ; I learnt that My family paid 250 289 644 890 EUR — with To‑dꜽ’s rate — to make sure the British government will be Re-turning Me to the rwandi to be shipped to Them later , Any‑wꜽs ‘tisn’t To‑dꜽ’s topic , It is : ‘ow I Almost escaped death — You see : Mr. margrett got a villa , one that’s near a beach and It’s left from His Late mother , so ; We decided to stꜽ there and thence go ʆome-whither with Nice trees to give Us shade , so We did — riding His HEX #0003AD ██████‑coloured car was boring at best and tortureous at worst , ‘twas such a Boring paint I can’t explain to Any‑one , to continuͤ after We arrived at the beach — We walked acroſs a Pꜹed road under trees , nature is fabolous — We set Our benches and what‑not there up and started relaxing ⸺ in a Weird turn of events ‘e saw ʆome girls aged 16‒125 and went with Them to get drinks so I left alone at beach , thus ; I did the Most sensible thing : watching the sea while feeling the breeze kißing My skin gently , It didn’t last long duͤ to Me getting scared by an arachnid so I ate It which cꜷsed ʆome Gastral‑iſsuͤs but I puked in the water until He came back to take Us back ‘ome.
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You want Shitposts?
Skeletons, attack!
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No more skeletons, they're invincible against peasants!You want Shitposts?
Skeletons, attack!
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mmmh food
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why the fuck is pitchfork guy the one attacking?? ૮ －‸ლაNo more skeletons, they're invincible against peasants!
the three dudes on the right clearly have way better equipment for killing a skeleton ૮-ᆺ- *ა
chef has a rolling pin and frying pan, blacksmith has a hammer and candle guy has fire ૮-ᆺ- ა
and seeing what the other three have, i can assume armour guy has something way better than a fucking pitchfork ლ૮ ᆺ ლა
so why is pitchfork guy the one attacking??? ૮ò-óა
side note, why does this image make me so annoyed? ૮-.- ა
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Because it's a skeleton swagger! This is one of the most iconic images of Dungeon Crawling Classics, everyone starts at level 0 and they're doing a great job not running away at the first sign of peril!
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He became a bard to narrate their heroic tale, all acording to the keikaku.
ran away successfully...
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Bro they were already here
no space is safe from them anymore
