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Motherfuckers really stopped me and issued me a warning for crossing the zebra on a red light, when there was literally not a single car in sight.

Like why do you assholes care? I am not a child. I know cars can hit me on accident if I walk on red light.

There goes my spotless criminal record for next 10 years.

It looks like my grandfather isn't returning home after his visit to hospital.

If there is afterlife, I'm willing to bet my grandmother is at his throat right about now.

Y'all better remember that your time with your grandparents is limited. Call them and tell them you love them while you still can.

As for me... well I guess I will have a drink.

I actually never shut down my PC during winter. I open up 2 games and use my pc as a heater.

It's so nice coming home from work and having your room feel like it's summer.

It's kinda funny to me that there are still people who are surprised that there are huge amounts of men who read Yuri.

Some are even offended at the idea because it's "fetishizing" lesbians. (Which I kinda get).

But then the same people go back to reading Yaoi and act like it's not literally same thing just genders reversed.

It's so funny how in nightmares you actually feel pain.

It's feels so good when vampire removes your arm out of your shoulder joint.

Mf I will put you on a cross for this, next time I meet you in my dreams you piece of shit.

With how common of a cliche it is for a character to run with a toast in their mouth when they are getting late to school in manga I wonder, has anyone ever seen anyone run with a toast in their mouth irl.?

I had a dream about my cat, first time in 2 years. In between walking outside with her, I was mostly sleeping and hugging her whole dream.

If you could erase 1 manga/anime genre from universe, which one would that be?

Nothing ruins a horror game like a puzzle section.

Go find a key that is guarded by monster, barely escape alive, now they are following you constantly, and you have to find a safe.

You find a safe, you unlock a safe, and there is small paper that says "Lol, it's just a prank, now you die".

And then you quit.

Why not skip all that and just make a good horror game?

I don't like walking in the dark. Was going home from the store, and some girl(kid) looked at me twice, and started walking faster. I was just watching youtube video on my phone. She frantically got her phone out and started talking to her mom, saying, "Mom, when are you going to pick me up?".

Thing is, I saw that her phone wasn't locked, it clearly was some kind of youtube video on her screen.
I might be wrong and just over analyzing things, but whenever stuff like this happens, I feel like a massive piece of shit.

I think I need to invest in more colorful clothes...

My friend told me I am a weirdo because I found her hot. But is it really me who is a weirdo?
How can you not find 15 ft tall axe wielding alien mommy hot.

I got survey from some official gov website about "Usage of Internet".

Am I about to get tricked into leaking my search history?

Big brother sees everything

Weirdly enough, mangadex feels like a better version of twitter.

Maybe because there isn't like 20 million active users to flood the posts.

Feels more "homey" in here.

Fun fact, adding just a very small pinch of salt can completely remove the bitterness of coffee.

Something something salt tricking taste buds into ignoring the bitterness.

Like this is not a joke, try it.

I do wonder, is there a name for Yandere where Yandere personality isn't about murdering everyone who their crush likes.

Like obsessed and possessive but not in a violent type of way.

It's pretty rare to see manga with such personality type.
Although it's still probably Yandere per definition.

I remember my sister stealing and breaking my new MP3 player that I got as a gift on my BD.

She later got new shiny mp4 player and when I asked her to borrow it, she told me she wouldn't because I'd brake it.

Guess who broke it 2 weeks later.

I will remember this bullshit for the rest of my life.

Finally finished mage & demon queen, skipping gym and drinking myself to sleep today, good night!

Imagine going on a date with someone, after you share your social media and numbers you realize they have Bored Ape as their pfp.

What would you rather choose.

1. You get hit by a truck and get isekai'd to the world of Yandere simulator as an npc target that get's killed every day for rest of the eternity. Groundhog day style.

2. You keep living your life normally for some time before you notice everyone you know start forgetting who you are.

Your friends and family forget about you, your family kick you out of the house. You get arrested for breaking into a house.

You get sent to prison, they lock you up in a cell, guards forget about you existing, you stay in your cell until you die from thirst/hunger.