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Tingling? I'm getting a level 5 full alert over here.

Normally I'd be just as confused as the MC here, but he clearly is forgetting the first rule here, he himself pointed out: "This world is the world of an erotic manga" You ain't gunna outplay the plotline. You can't reason with the universe. You are trapped inside of an erotic manga, and...

Our boy prevented Truck-kun from claiming another life! Good on him Hmmm. I feel like we are forgetting something from the last chapters... Must be my imagination. Anyway I'm a bit hungry too like the MC, I'll go grab something to eat

Bruh, you sure are talking a lotta shit about a man in spear range. You sure you wanna run that game with a man who can run yo pockets without opening his eyes?

"....And for my next magic trick I'll upgrade from an egg to a sausage in a trick I like to call 'Hide the Sausage' my friends. I'll need a female volunteer to help me however!"

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped.

"CUCK" what a sound effect!

Thanks for the chapter!

Shit status: Slapped.

Give it a rest, Sideshow Bob.

first half: "Ok we are way off the fucking rails what the fuck is going on. Jesus i knew this was gunna end in a derailment, but all of them flipping their skirts?" Midway: "Welp, I won't lie... didn't see the last minute blackmail. That was a good twist. I guess this absolutely BIZZARE turn of...

She's a lost cause MC, ABANDON SHIP.

PING Oh the counter updated again for the MC. Looks like we got....

IT'S ME!!! GOODBYE!!!

Nah fuck that. In the words of Future: "Tell 'em shoot her in the face, bitch, I hate thots (Yeah, I hate thots)" She breaks all my damn windows, fucks with my jerking off time and won't leave me the fuck alone? Nah bro. She can rot under that bridge! :lul:

Our boy has reached peak hornyposting in main simp levels. He can't be saved folks... he can't be saved. :fml:

MC: An eyeball or other body part is AOK! I'll even help remove it for free! Girl: How about I fuck you instead? MC (Suddenly forgetting the oldest profession on Earth): You can do that?

Can't wait for worst villain to get their shit wrecked. My boy has it hard enough being a slave already, slut.