2026 GachaDex containment thread

Yuri lover in denial
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Well, if you're just handing out dexcoins willy-nilly, can I have my 2.5 million from the beta back? :meguu:
Can I also get my 999,999,999,999,999,999 DexCoins back too?
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By the sounds of it, this "Resistance" only wishes to bring anarchy into MangaDex
We at Ministry support a clean and organized MangaDex, it is our jobs after all.
now i remember why we're fighting the Ministry: because all of its members are thoughtless puppets of the state.

drones like you can't entertain other, better possibilities until they've already been fully realized. no matter. i fight for the sake of Ministry dogs as well, though they may never thank me for it.
 
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The Ministry has done their best to support and build MangaDex into a community for all manga enjoyers. Despite this, it appears that people are rebelling in what they believe to be a proper use of vigilantism. While some may say that we "can't entertain other, better possibilities until they've already been fully realized", We do our best to listen to the people. Also, despite saying this I do not see them make any real attempt for a better MangaDex, unless... This "Resistance" may have been here for longer than we have anticipated. They could the ones whom made us delete all of those chapters. The timing makes sense, they send stronger people to strike us down so that they can pick up the ashes.

People of MangaDex, RISE UP AND DEFEND YOURSELVES! THIS "Resistance" ONLY WISHES TO SILENCE US!


Join the Ministry and save MangaDex from those who seek to destroy it!

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I put so much effort into my poster and i get met with cookies and statements that took less than 20 minutes to make
We in the Resistance don't spend our energy on propaganda. We spend it on baking.
ALSO LUHUS NUTRIENT PASTE TASTES SURPRISINGLY GOOD
...like, Corned Beef sandwich good? Toffee chip cookie good? Or just 'gee this is good nutrient paste' good?
LOOK AT HOW YOU HURT THEIR FEELINGS
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...the cat makes the nutrient paste? :huh:
 
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...the cat makes the nutrient paste? :huh:
That is correct, Luhu here has made the nutrient paste for all of those on the field.
...like, Corned Beef sandwich good? Toffee chip cookie good? Or just 'gee this is good nutrient paste' good?
Luhu has made about 70 different tasty flavors and counting, can you see now why they are sad?
Also i would like to get out of the way that the people living under the Ministry are allowed to bake and sell whatever food they like, Luhu themselves likes to be the one to bring ingredients
I would like a formal apology from the
Resistance for hurting this cat
 
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Luhu has made about 70 different tasty flavors and counting, can you see now why they are sad?
Also i would like to get out of the way that the people living under the Ministry are allowed to bake and sell whatever food they like, Luhu themselves likes to be the one to bring ingredients
I would like a formal apology from the
Resistance for hurting this cat
I would, but the text color before and after the word 'Ministry' changed and it's giving me a headache, so I need to go to bed now. We'll see if I feel like it in the morning.

He did not feel like it in the morning.
 
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The Ministry has done their best to support and build MangaDex into a community for all manga enjoyers. Despite this, it appears that people are rebelling in what they believe to be a proper use of vigilantism. While some may say that we "can't entertain other, better possibilities until they've already been fully realized", We do our best to listen to the people. Also, despite saying this I do not see them make any real attempt for a better MangaDex, unless... This "Resistance" may have been here for longer than we have anticipated. They could the ones whom made us delete all of those chapters. The timing makes sense, they send stronger people to strike us down so that they can pick up the ashes.

People of MangaDex, RISE UP AND DEFEND YOURSELVES! THIS "Resistance" ONLY WISHES TO SILENCE US!


Join the Ministry and save MangaDex from those who seek to destroy it!

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@bigtiddyoneesan
We just got done with @panzerkampfwagyu and now there's a new guy to take his place? What is this, villain of the week? I guess those guys have lackeys they don't mind losing I suppose, everything is a means to an end.
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When i was a kid i wanted to be a Power Ranger villain. But my mama said, you're not heartless enough. And that made me sad. Then i realized something, I could be a Power Ranger villain, without being a villain. After the fall of @panzerkampfwagyu I took up some power in the Ministry and sought to make us better. It was through small baby steps, I hired Luhu to make the the paste tasty, encouraged creativity in our workers, and instilled a "Bake your favorite" movement.

It was going well for a while until i noticed messed up the Resistance was. Up until recently, they called us evil without even knowing why. They even made up an excuse on the spot. I bet they don't even know why they're even fighting us. They say that they are doing this for us but frequently make fun of us while doing so. They can't keep a story straight.

How can you call us "thoughtless puppets of the state" when you're the ones mindlessly fight us because you're called the "Resistance"? Your people made fun of the Dex-Chan. Why? Because it amuses you. You spat in the face of the person that gave you home, that gave you sanctuary from other places. Not to mention your gluttony. All you do is bake, not because of the act of enjoying it with others, but because of you desire to consume. You act only for your instincts of pleasure.

You call yourselves the good guys when you do bad things more than we have. You hurt Luhu. All he ever wanted was to help everyone, and you hurt him. You know, he talked about how much he wanted me to make a bright future with you. But now he doesn't even have the courage to leave his room anymore, to do his favorite thing and cook.

I may be Just A Spider but i will do what i have to do to prevent MangaDex from being taken over by people like you.

People of MangaDex, I speak once more. Whether you listen or not is up to you, but please. Do not let these Villains take over.

Join the Ministry and prevent the True Evil from taking over.
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