A Boy's Love Author and Her Special Assistant - Ch. 2 - I am a straight man!

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Chief editor-sama, smirking: <<I'm going to send a young, good-looking straight male over, to do her housework. Properly briefed, he'll think this a necessary sacrifice on his part as part of keeping her productive. Yes! Reverse the stereotypes! Revenge is sweet! Mwu-ha-ha! Soon, my evil plan will be complete!>>Cue: Ominous thunder. Cue: Lightning flash.

Chief editor-sama: <<Note to self: obtain fluffy white cat, to sit on my lap to be stroked while I talk to my staff. One must keep the proper appearance, after all.>>
 
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Why stop at one cat when you can fill your personal office space with cats to make every unprepared lamb who comes uncomfortable!
 
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It's the James Bond Villain trope.

Thus, just the one, white, fluffy cat. Sitting on the lap. Being petted. While The Villain says the most outrageous things in a calm voice.

Of course he's calm; he's got a fluffy white cat on his lap that he's petting.

Just imagine what he'd be like without the cat.

More cats, while nice in some ways, would diminish the impact.
 

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