Chief editor-sama, smirking: <<I'm going to send a young, good-looking straight male over, to do her housework. Properly briefed, he'll think this a necessary sacrifice on his part as part of keeping her productive. Yes! Reverse the stereotypes! Revenge is sweet! Mwu-ha-ha! Soon, my evil plan will be complete!>>Cue: Ominous thunder. Cue: Lightning flash.
Chief editor-sama: <<Note to self: obtain fluffy white cat, to sit on my lap to be stroked while I talk to my staff. One must keep the proper appearance, after all.>>