Ah, so it's you...
Oh, I ain't surprised, kid. Nah, I had a feelin' in my gut you'd pull a stunt like this. The gut don't lie.
I can see ya thinkin' furiously over there, right? "How'd that sly mole catch me? Is he a ninja?"
No ninja. Nah, over at the Reset Center, we got us a switchboard that lights up when someone resets.
No magic, no ninjas. Just the way of the world. Bad deeds don't go unpunished for long, get me, kid?
But hey, even a bright kid like you makes mistakes, am I right? Or heck, maybe ya just misheard me.
Yeah, so today I'll just run down the basics for ya again, hopin' deeply that they sink in this time.
Ya still remember my whole speech about the right way to end your time in Animal Crossing, right?
Right. Ya either sleep in the attic bed, or ya hit that save button. Either way's just peachy by me.
Look atcha, noddin'. Ya do remember. Maybe try usin' that noodle to remember the rest of my advice, huh?
Listen good, (Player). Ya live life, and all that time ya spend, that's what becomes your memories.
Memories are precious, kid. And same goes for your time in Animal Crossing. Every second is precious.
Now, since everythin' is so precious, don'tcha wanna make sure ya preserve those precious moments?
There ain't no bigger waste than just throwin' away a whole page of memories just like that.
That's why I want ya to make sure ya save before quittin'. Simple enough, ain't it, kid?
Wonderful. Helpin' kids like yourself see the light makes me a happy mole. I'm ecstatic over here.
Now, allow me to hammer this message home so it stays in that brain of yours.
You can save your game by catching some Zs in the attic bed, or by pressin' the save button, OK, kid?
Don't forget it! Now...
SCRAM!