A totally common and relatable Christmas story - Oneshot

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Oof I know that feeling of wasting many hours on catching shiny Pokémon. Still believe this is a great compensation since she came over willingly plus will fill his “Pokédex”. Thanks for the translation.
 
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That Roblox 3.0 face was the scariest thing I saw this month. (Page 7)
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I mean... there's hacks and hex save editing...
But it's not the same! Why spend 10 minutes tweaking your save when you can waste hundreds of hours grinding for a weirdly colored bunch of pixels? Forget about doing something useful with my life, I prefer the feeling of accomplishment I feel after staring at a small screen 12h straight.
 
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But it's not the same! Why spend 10 minutes tweaking your save when you can waste hundreds of hours grinding for a weirdly colored bunch of pixels? Forget about doing something useful with my life, I prefer the feeling of accomplishment I feel after staring at a small screen 12h straight.
Don't forget you can also hex edit your pokemon to have perfect stats instead of breeding 200 generations of a pokemon to get the perfect offspring.
 
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Cute

And lol I lucked out being born a girl to
Not get a name like Dung (imagine a lot would change theirs if they moved I remember a handful of other Asian kids get westernized names despite having heavier accents maybe their parents did it in hopes of a good career/resume app and such)
 
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"I will fill up your pokedex tonight"... i didnt know it could sound so sexual. Additionally, it being said by a girl alerted my trap alarm.
 
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Maybe he didn't find his sister that night, but he'll find he is an uncle in 9 months. Cute story
 
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With the shit I’ve seen I wouldn’t be surprised if the girl is actually the friend crossdressing
I don't believe in cute girls knocking and entering your house to spend the night first meeting, without proof I must assume she's the dude. :aquadrink:
 

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