I have launched an inquiry into the "full moon persona phenomena" that some of our beastfolk citizens are experiencing. Whether it's rare or atypical condition for their kin is still not known and sadly co-operation from them is quite lacking so far, especially amongst couples. Our studies will continue to remedy this issue, as "get rid of self-NTR" was one of my campaign promises!
In other news, we have reorganised some of the official positions as we couldn't find anyone to fill them. It is sad that our few cabinet members will have to tackle multiple responsibilities, but as your new Chief of Police, I S. Madologist will promise to fulfil my duties aside my mayoral duties.
As my first decree as the chief of police, I am issuing an arrest warrant for Mr. Kima and a bounty for whomsoever might capture him, as our current resources aren't enough for a large spread manhunt - if that thing even is a man...
Mayor Mad out~