Ladies and gentlemen and those which do not identify with either, I am sad to announce that I have given into temptation and failed no nut November. On this day, to chapter 139 of the berserk manga, my lust overcame me despite my best efforts. To dear brothers, I am sorry, your hopes were so high yet I have forsaken you. As for my punishment, I shall subject myself to ten lashes at exactly quarter past five in the town square. I hope this is enough to repent for the sins I have committed against myself, my fellow brothers, and god. I hope this message receives you well.
~ReeeMam