Ikeman: "We need you."
MC: "Why; this seems sketchy, dangerous, and possibly suicidal?"
Ikeman: "Yes, but while you have a house, food, money, property, friends, and literally everything a human needs in life, you're also a desperate and broken dumb-fuck who will do anything at all (even fighting to save rapists and murderers at the cost of your own life!), anything... as long as a computer screen says you got some "likes" on the screen. You're literally the stupidest, most idiotic fucking moron that we could find."
MC: "Oh! Well, if it's because I'm stupid, that's perfect! Also, since I don't view my "party," or my so-called "friends" as real people with thoughts and feelings of their own, then I can just ditch them or fuck them over, and I won't care! Yay! Maybe the screen will have more clicks, and I won't feel poopy for almost 10 whole minutes!"
Any actual human reading this:
This MC is such a piece of shit.