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Oh...
But I have gone on record going on a long tantrum saying I hate oranges IRL...
Death to (most of) the citrus fruits, only their juice will remain.
Oh...
But I have gone on record going on a long tantrum saying I hate oranges IRL...
Is this the beginning of an Anti-Orange Squad?![]()
Death to (most of) the citrus fruits, only their juice will remain.
If only people wouldn't eat you (and clementines) and bother me with your smell while I am eating something else, then we could have mayhaps become friends in another world.Is this the beginning of an Anti-Orange Squad?![]()
Is this the beginning of an Anti-Orange Squad?![]()
I mean, the juice is the only thing I like from oranges. So....![]()
Death to (most of) the citrus fruits, only their juice will remain.
You are exactly the villain with an oddly specific sad backstory our squad needsIf only people wouldn't eat you and bother me with your smell while I am eating something else, then we could have mayhaps become friends in another world.
Oh...
But I have gone on record going on a long tantrum saying I hate oranges IRL...
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Death to (most of) the citrus fruits, only their juice will remain.
I never had much as a kid. My parents weren't there for my birth, I was raised by ocelotes and was forced to work as a garden gnome by my parents once I was able to stand upright. My only joy in these harsh times was eating the mystical Tiramisu made from a wandering pastry chef. But one day disaster struck when my school bullies saw me and decided to sit down next to me and eat clementines. Oh, the Humanity! I couldn't go anywhere else lest I drop my beautiful Tiramisu, nor could I wait because those bullies brought large sacks filled with those damned citrus fruits with them.You are exactly the villain with an oddly specific sad backstory our squad needs
YURIIIIIIII never had much as a kid. My parents weren't there for my birth, I was raised by ocelotes and was forced to work as a garden gnome by my parents once I was able to stand upright. My only joy in these harsh times was eating the mystical Tiramisu made from a wandering pastry chef. But one day disaster struck when my school bullies saw me and decided to sit down next to me and eat clementines. Oh, the Humanity! I couldn't go anywhere else lest I drop my beautiful Tiramisu, nor could I wait because those bullies brought large sacks filled with those damned citrus fruits with them.
And so poor little me was forced to eat in this gruelling condition, my tastebuds brought me to heaven, while my nostrils dragged me way down to the deepest pits of infernal torture.
And that's why I made the Citstroy-inator, with which I'll destroy all citrus fruits in the Tri-Dex Area and people will have no other choice than to drink citrus juice. Muahahahhaahhahahaha.
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Kiwis are better, tbh.Nobody in the Orange Squad is actively using orange pfps...
If you want to join, all you have to do is accept that oranges are the best fruit
(For some reason I decided to never post in the Cutie of the Day thread)
What I liked was that, the fact it is direct and grounded.I just finished reading the manga. Yes, it went the full route. Unlike most series on this topic, it wasn't goofy or cheesy
You need some yuri goggles, there are details you're missing and not everything in life is romance.I tried to like Candy Boy since it’s yuri, but...
The story was kind of silly and a nothingburger. It's almost yuri bait. I mean, they share a peck in the last chapter, but there is no indication that they'll start a romantic relationship
Of course, that's just my opinion and I know you liked it 😅
I doomed myself into creating a kiwi fruit themed group now, didn't I?Kiwis are better, tbh.
300 calories, 700 max
Then the cutie will come to you!(For some reason I decided to never post in the Cutie of the Day thread)
Then the cutie will come to you!
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But I understand, we all have a thread we swore we'll never post in. You with the Cutie thread, @sterben with Casual Chatting, and me with that fake AMA that's coming up.
I respect your views, sensei, but I prefer the "goggles off" approach and real yuri 🤔You need some yuri goggles, there are details you're missing and not everything in life is romance.
Cool Pepe x Miku doujin cover there.Then the cutie will come to you!
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But I understand, we all have a thread we swore we'll never post in. You with the Cutie thread, @sterben with Casual Chatting, and me with that fake AMA that's coming up.