Ew, i'd rather puke, don't you dare hurt our Ellen, well she's way stronger than you anyway, still you're really ugly when you act like that, I always say it but people are neither beautiful nor ugly until they talk and you see their personality, at least I know I can't feel any attractiveness towards a person without knowing them, your personality tells me if you're good or no, I deserve more then just a pretty face which would become the ugliest the moment we hear you speak, tsk.
(Same for Ellen obv, she has a wonderful family, how dare you even think about that kind of things.)