corrupt-a-wish

[Haikaka]

Granted, but because of global warming it will never end, and get hotter and hotter until no life is left on earth.

I wish i could visit Tatooine.

 

[dabson]

Granted but you're a slave there

I wish the next person would get an std.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, it's called children.

I wish my life was worth living

 

[fireenbr]

Granted, you love your newborn child.

I wish to be able to turn water into soda.

 

[CyanHide]

Granted, but because your body is made up to 60% of water, your physiology is compromised

I wish I could have a firearm

 

[TheDefend]

Granted, but for each bullet you shot you have to fill in lengthy paperwork and reclaim that bullet and made a presentation about gun control

I wish to have perfect athlete body

 

[Granitefish]

Granted, but it's an athlete for the Special Olympics.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

 

[blackyawgdom]

Done, But the "sport" is Poker.
*Edit to include the previous wish)
Done but you can no longer taste anything and need to drink the equivalent of 2 gallons of water a day to survive. And it must be "Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani"

I wish for a smartphone that the hardware upgrades automatically, doesnt require charging, an unlimited internet plan at South Korea/Jpn mobile internet speeds, can run any app without errors (Stupid Bandai games...) and adds a $1000 usd balance that can be used for microtransactions or uber/grubhub a week. oh and it can MAKE A GOD DAMN PHONE CALL FROM INSIDE THE FREAKING HOUSE! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET MORE THEN ONE BAR!

*edit with the granted result*
Hey its the greatest thing that could exist during this whole COVID panic...

 

[ejala]

Granted, but it only works inside a freaking house. Non-freaking houses and all other locations have only one bar and no net access.

I wish I didn't have so many allergies.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Granted, your number of allergies has been reduced by: 1

I wish @Garakuta to be a cute Girl.

 

[Garakuta]

Granted, but because of my benefits I get a real life and never visit MangaDex again.

I also take the loli-stompy-thingy. Whatever may come, I have won the instant a loli stomps on me.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , but she's your daughter and congratulations you scarred her mind

i wish @PervySageChuck come back to life (zetsubouzanto used ressurection scroll)

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but now you're dead

I wish I didn't have this child anymore

 

[dabson]

Granted, but you have lost penis privledges. Also, you have to murder him/her.

 

[Tamerlane]

I wasn't using it anyway.

Also you lack of wish is granted, but you get nothing.

I wish no one will ever be able to find his body.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , but you got amnesia and need to find the body , you need the body so much that it will kill you

i wish there's no rng in online games

 

[Granitefish]

Granted, RNG has been replaced with Microtransactions.

I Wish Life wasn't an asshole.

 

[hazzack]

granted, life is now asshole to everyone but you.
which makes people jealous.

i wish my food taste great
also i need some pepper

 

[421cookies]

granted, a bottle of olive oil and 1oz of pepper total for $12

I wish everyone on earth is loli

 

[dabson]

Granted, but you dont get to see them as lolis. You only percieve them as what they were before.

I wish I could leave this world and it's boundaries. I'm such and tired of these people and being caught in the tangle of their lives.