Dark Summoner to Dekiteiru - Vol. 3 Ch. 34

[charasuu]

Condensed milk with squid smell and flavorಠ‿ಠ

 

[RexNemorensis]

Everyone's saying it was "something", I'll tell you what it was, it was fucking disgusting, holy shit.

It reminded me of the time my dad got a hold of some cow testicles and roasted them. He was enjoying them and offered me one, but as soon as I bit into it, I immediately learned what I assume to be the sensation of having a cow nut into your mouth (the "contents" of the testicle spurted out, and were warm from being roasted. The texture was exactly what you'd expect).

And it wasn't a prank by the way, the old man actually liked them. He thought I was being picky when I spat the whole thing out and nearly threw up all over the place. "It tastes fine, stop exaggerating."
What the fuck dad, I just had Ben the Cow give me a moneyshot from beyond the grave. And no it did not taste "fine" at all.

I still shudder whenever I remember the feeling.

 

[furtadopires]

The author's probably a Dungeon Meshi fan.

 

[AnnePackrat]

On a very special episode of Delicious in Dungeon…

 

[Baronoflight]

What the fuck is wrong with the people of this fantasy world? While the percentage is neglible, the amount of functional but stark raving individuals are high.
Did some isekai'd American pervert migrated to their world a long time ago and fuck up their psyche?

 

[Frye]

Author definitely just watched Dungeon Meshi anime lol

 

[Nemo2342]

I'm not sure I want to thank you for this chapter 😅

 

[MaleNagisa]

The cum cup

 

[LoneEagle]

👁️👄👁️

 

[AstraLuna]

Nice Oishinbo reference, just when I was reading it too

 

[thycondrius]

One of the chapters of all time.

Thanks for the chapter

 

[Alesund]

This is exactly the kind of wild take on Dungeon Meshi I'd expect from this manga. Perfect.

 

[noname120]

So he's not gonna correct her and let her go out there and make an actual.. oh no

 

[mug3n]

 

[Chaosfox]

I enjoy that the censorship for whatever it is that was taken from the alarune is fully unreadable. It tantalizeses the curiosity.

Like, it's a plant monster, so it's physiology is probably really weird, but whatever it is isn't a normal plant sex organ, like a pistil or stamen or whatever. But equally, it's not anything you'd find on an animal, cause that would just get the vowels knocked out at worst. But its definitely a sex thing. Secret third worse thing.

It's something that just doesn't have an earthly word available to translate.

 

[Snailman32]

Jesus Christ, an entire mug...

 

[sarusa]

I see someone got it but for anyone else, that whole thing on p8 with the Ultimate Menu and the way he's dressed up is an https://mangadex.org/title/9f03fd07-8012-4032-ad95-31458704b601/oishinbo ref. And frankly they do eat a lot of fish eggs/jizz and animal dong in that series because Japanese will eat anything.

 

[deathmailrock]

So it wasn't semen, but condensed milk.... and she couldn't handle how sweet it is...

 

[Animtard]

She gonna make it a soup doesn't she

 

[silverpetricof]

I wonder if any of this monster cuisine are aphrodisiacs.

Thanks for the translation.