That ending . Instead of taking her to the infirmary he just straight up drew her a pair of eyes while sitting upright and fainted during class. Husband material indeed.
@blurgh123 Japanese cicadas do it at least, it's really common during parts of the summer. The worst part is you can't really tell if it's an empty husk or a live cicada laying on its back until you get close and it freaks out.
@Tamerlane They may be cool, but they're fairly large and really freaking loud. Having one land on your face and start screaming would freak out most people.