"Akira Rainford"
"My name's Diva, it means 'goddess' in Latin, and your dad's name, Carl, means 'free man of low birth' in Old Norse. Those are languages of people that invaded, mingled and influenced our land and culture. I named you 'Akira', a word from a culture we've got no ties with whatsoever, or even knowledge, and just sounds like gibberish to people around you, because the author couldn't bother to find an culturally appropriate unisex name, like Dominic or Claude, and went for the most generic japanese one."