Drunk Lady Warrior Belle. - Ch. 5

[Baronoflight]

You break the bottle of the drunken lady with STDs. Now everyone will gets Super AIDS and Super Herpes. That was super stupid of you, mister bandit.

 

[popo53414]

do not smash her jug

 

[wallsg]

 

[Firemorfox]

If this were a video game, those bandits would be seeing an incredibly daunting health bar appear while the music suddenly kicks up. They just made one hell of a mistake.

Scripted death bosses don't need health bars sometimes...

 

[Diamona]

Oh no, Drunk Lady Warrior might run the serious risk of becoming sober for the first time in months, if not years!

 

[0neDragon]

Berserker incoming

 

[velatic]

cmon bandits you were supposed to smash her not her booze

 

[Bachenaugen]

Party foul.

 

[CyanHide]

dont smash the booze of the functioning alcoholic

I've heard of the legendary drunken boxing, but I shudder at the thought of a drunken master wielding a sharp object

And no, I'm not expecting her to cut them to pieces with her sword, I'm expecting her to avenge the drink with it's shattered container.

 

[golestar]

Bro's about to learn what getting shanked with a broken bottle feels like

 

[TeadyBear123]

I see they choose death

 

[DonTori]

Dude's about to be beaten to death with his own lower jaw.

 

[Xioverze]

#PACKWATCH 🗣️🚬

 

[WhimsiCat]

Someone grab the gore tag....

But if she pizza sauce them, does gore tag still apply?

 

[isoycrazy]

Client-kun is about to learn she is worth well more than 500g

 

[TestAddress]

THIS. Booze is the lifeline of a hobo.

 

[PartyBabies]

f

 

[zenyo]

 

[knicknac95]

If this were a video game, those bandits would be seeing an incredibly daunting health bar appear while the music suddenly kicks up. They just made one hell of a mistake.

Bandit:
Why do I hear Dark souls boss music?

 

[TestAddress]

Scripted death bosses don't need health bars sometimes...

I remembered that one. It also gives you an automatic bad end.