@Beregorn I dunno, if video games have taught me anything, it's that women's clothes are destroyed in a stiff breesze, while men's clothes just get rakishly unkempt. And video games have taught me EVERYTHING.
This story is always 100% believable...But I'm calling bullshit on one thing. No way is some nasty old slobbery vagina cabbage 2.5 times more delicious than a dragon steak.