Fun Facts About Your Life

[athayanezant]

Not laughing matter but if you okay now it's good.

Dude!! Come on! I can even make a joke about that now. Like this one "he big but short time, God is fair, right?" Hahahahaha🤭🤭

 

[sterven]

wtf did i walk into on this thread?

 

[sterven]

Oh i got one fun fact about me as teenager i got into playing with knifes my dumbass thought it would be a great idea to try to put one through a door it didnt go so well and now i cant use my pinky properly

 

[BakedBanana]

wtf did i walk into on this thread?

Haha, finally my turn to use the gif!

 

[sterven]

Haha, finally my turn to use the gif!

Dammit why didn't I think of using it now! its perfect

 

[Greenfrost]

When I was a kid, I heard you shouldn't put a plastic bag over your head because it's dangerous. I don't think I need to say what happened next.

 

[solstice258]

I'm very picky when it comes to making friends, which is why I have none.
I have ghosted basically all of my old friends. (And you know what, I'm happy.)

 

[UnnamedPlayer]

I'm very picky when it comes to making friends, which is why I have none.
I have ghosted basically all of my old friends. (And you know what, I'm happy.)

I'm not that picky but i too have ditched all my high-school friends from my life and never made any after. None of them were really close anyways, they were more classmate than anything. Strangely, i've been in contact with one of them who was in middle and high school with me, 15 years later. He was extremely happy, he tell me he search for me multiple times during those 15 years, but it didn't go well for him, ha ha !

But i'm sure i'm not an example to follow... Also, my first comment on this thread was funnier. Punching a doggo when you're a baby is funnier, right ?

 

[OldVice]

I've gone coast to coast across the country, but I've never actually left the country.

 

[TestAddress]

Omg now I realized... I leaked too much fun fact. Or more like shitty facts about myself. 🥲🥲 sorry guys🤘🏻💕
[This is why I avoid to visit some thread, I am now like an open book here] 😭😭😭

No worries, I got outta jail like that when a pastor said the exact same thing for me.

Well that is after they mopped my face to ground like those you see in boy cartoons and then made me sit and slapped with shoe heels repeatedly. Wow. I also sat beside a Pol Dog, which suddenly wooed ( not bark ) sounds. It was continuous and eerie.

 

[TestAddress]

What the fuck

This is why I am an avid promoter of removing those bb-orgy porns that pop out in MD, and even titled them "IT's ETHICAL ( no it IS NOT, IT IS A CRIME & CAUSES HERNIA ).

What if a nephew started getting Hadron Cannons on BB's????

 

[TestAddress]

I got a huge stack of 0.5 pencil leads. Every year I swore to myself to empty it, and to this day I still have a lot of it. I'd say, I have around 60 of it.

Mine was ~30 pencils and surprisingly not eaten by termites ( my whole room was ).

Now I now because the paint used on pencils actually has lead ( kills animals, actually a poison, to ants and termites, instant death).

All my books though... all became dust thanks to termites. Damn I don't know why I kept them! I should have sold them as I graduated!

 

[TestAddress]

I punched some punks who try to touch my girlies at my high school era and got dragged to police station and my uncle picked me up there and said to one of his subordinate, "there's nothing happened here".

This is why I am against co-ed. Rape is a thing as well as bullying.

PUNKS think they can finger cats in broad daylight??? You should have kicked their balls.

 

[athayanezant]

This is why I am against co-ed. Rape is a thing as well as bullying.

PUNKS think they can finger cats in broad daylight??? You should have kicked their balls.

I forgot they have balls. It's a long time ago I can't even remember their face anymore hehe

 

[undeed]

Imagine if your beard only grew on the left side of your face, and your mustache only grew thickly on the right side of your face.


just got asked by a coworker why I'm still wearing a mask in this late of 2024

it's because I forgot to shave this morning

 

[TestAddress]

Uneven beards are possible. Our eye sizes are uneven too, and do our nose holes, heck even the left lip & right lip!

 

[Bireus]

I currently use an electric bike

 

[Robinisback]

I have an IQ of 142 but I'm fucking dumb as hell.


(Don't trust IQ tests, guys.)

 

[UnnamedPlayer]

IQ tests are bonkers if they are not done by a psychiatrist/psychologist, but really good when they are.

 

[Robinisback]

IQ tests are bonkers if they are not done by a psychiatrist/psychologist, but really good when they are.

Mine was done in an verified facility with verified officials, it's not that difficult. It might be challenging for people who aren't familiar with that kind of stuff but trust me, even a stupid guy who has trained on those test can score above 120 easily. It's not a very reliable method to judge someone's intelligence prowess.