Storm Area 51 Storm The Gate!
Ok guys, i feel like we need to formulate a game plan, Ive put together this easy to follow diagram here for a proposed plan.
The basic idea is that the Baki Bros form the front line, if we feed them enough psilocybin and poccari sweat and say that anyone in camouflage is their step dad, and the entire base is made of drywall then they will go berserk and become an impenetrable wall.
Then the Shuriken Throwers will throw shurikens at the inevitable resistance (we don't want to hurt them much, we just want to annoy them enough to not shoot the Baki Bros as often). While this is all happening, the two Naruto runner battalions will run full speed around the north and south flank, and shadow clone jutsu, effectively tripling our numbers, and overwhelm the base (red circle).
P.S. Hello Japanese government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet. I'm not responsible if people decide to actually storm the gate.