Ok, this is one of the supidest and weirdest story i've ever seen.
"OMYGAD CLEANING MAGIC DONT WORK ANYMORE, SUMMON A CLEANING HERO §§" "You couldn't clean physically ?" "... HO MY GOD MAGIC MAGIC HAAAAA"
Your majesty, please, you have to take this soap and run it up your taint and ass crack. Please your majesty I'm begging you! Your stinky doo-doo ass is unbearable!