How to deal with heartbreak?

[pandascepter]

5 hours in and this thread already has 80+ comments.

are we at the peak yet or nah ?

 

[Richman]

@421cookies
We're all part of the general forums gang, shitposting is our nature.

 

[Tamerlane]

To be your dear friend,
I take it I must master
The ancient poem?

Among devices,
Literary, poetic,
The haiku shall speak.

End-stopped and enjambed,
My words, my sound, and my form,
Let them reach your ears

In your mind you can
hear them flow like water
and see them take shape

Thus is the power
of the old art: poetry.
Be friends, now, shall we?
@EOTFOFYL

 

[justforthelulz]

@421cookies
The greater the shitposter density (x > 5), the faster the shitposting acceleration.
_{A lone shitposter can only post, at most, once every ~2 minutes (120sec)
Two shitposters can post, on average, every ~1 minute (60 sec)
Four shitposters then, one shitpost every ~30sec.}

 

[sterven]

We're all part of the general forums gang, shitposting is our nature.

IRL depiction of the "general forums gang"

_{notice how they look around to make sure no mods are present}

 

[Tamerlane]

@justforthelulz

Ah, but you've made a fundamental error, as that assumes the shitposters and posting shit at maximum efficiency, which may not yield the highest tier shitposts, which requires more effort and input than your average shitpost.

In reality, the shitposters are spread too thin, like not enough butter over too much bread..._{-Bilbo Baggins}

 

[Teddy]

People no longer serenade each other like the 70s

Also go beyond your limits. (Just make alt accounts). Been awhile since I read rules. Is this banworthy

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane
Well, I did say "at most", but you are correct in that Quantity is not directly correlated with Quality, and in fact, may be inversely proportional, if assuming the same shitposting regulars.

 

[sterven]

(Just make alt accounts). Been awhile since I read rules. Is this banworthy

Only if you use it to circumvent a comment ban.

ex here. action.

 

[pandascepter]

I have a question..... for god

Spoiler

WHYYYYYY?!!!!!!

 

[Tamerlane]

Because suffering is funny @pandascepter

 

[hazzack]

hush @Tamerlane you'll get banned saying that

 

[sterven]

@pandascepter
damn man i was trying to figure out how to do that yesterday and today teach me your ways wise one.

 

[pandascepter]

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[bigtiddyoneesan]

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

 

[sterven]

Spoiler

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Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

 

[pandascepter]

no worries bro

@bigtiddyoneesan
no....
what is wrong with you

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Any person on the receiving end of "Damn girl, you shit with that ass?" that does not find the line funny is, by definition, a humorless normie. No exceptions. None. Zero.

 

[hazzack]

@bigtiddyoneesan
i'm calling police.
they hung up.

 

[sterven]

Any person on the receiving end of "Damn girl, you shit with that ass?" that does not find the line funny is, by definition, a humorless normie. No exceptions. None. Zero.