How to deal with heartbreak?

[justforthelulz]

@Richman
He'd better be careful, or it could backfire on him and he'd end up with a Yandere in his DMs.
...Unless @BlackGeneral was playing 9D Chess and that was his keikaku* all along!
_{*Keikaku means 'plan'.}

 

[2252020]

@blackgeneral you underestimate the power of shitposters, and their ability to derail

@tamerlane no

 

[pandascepter]

What is this thread about in the first place....

Arent we suppose to get drunk with Jack Daniels

 

[Teddy]

Real Men drink Corona, keeps everyone away from their alone time

Also @Blackgeneral do you prefer Guy In Real Life Gaos or Guy Gaos

 

[sterven]

Real Men drink Corona

Spitting FACTS.

 

[Tamerlane]

@2252020 How dare you, that's racist against autistic people. Now you get the angry eyebrows.

...And a horde of Timurid Mongols at your door

_{(Seriously though, man. It's just pressing a button. Most of the people who you will accept will never interact with you beyond that. If you have social anxiety that bad, get professional help)}

 

[Teddy]

Friends on MD are useless anyways, what are you supposed to do? Gossip behind Zephs back?

(Not salty, because I have zero friends.)

 

[sterven]

Gossip behind Zephs back?

Lmao that is a good ice breaker though.

 

[Teddy]

@blackgeneral go away, I want your muscles and diet not your company

 

[pandascepter]

From 0 - 100 quick

 

[justforthelulz]

@2252020
You know, you still haven't revealed the trash talk that you, as a rare sentient alt, have been privy to.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@Richman Yeah you are right, let's start by @EOTFOFYL

I like your Haiku
Would you accept my request,
and become my friend.

@Teddy "I want your muscles"
So you only like me for my body...

 

[Teddy]

Hey somebody has to be the devil, if I'm ever recreating this skit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A1wRdpAz3oM

This turning into a how to pick up Mangadex weebs 101

 

[Richman]

Sometimes i get surprised at the things i convince other people to do, i never expect it to work but there are times it works.

 

[sterven]

you know, you still haven't revealed the trash talk that you, as a rare sentient alt, have been privy to.

 

[Tamerlane]

@Teddy: What if I...took off the mask....?
@BlackGeneral: That would be very painful...
Teddy: You're a big guy...
BlackGeneral: ...For you.

SODA CHEETO SODOMY


JOOOOoooOOoooOOOOOOOOoooOOOO

JO​

 

[pandascepter]

Tell me some good pick up line, and i'll try message my friend with that pick up line, and some proof ofc.

 

[Tamerlane]

@pandascepter

"Hey baby, are you a school? 'Cause I want to shoot kids inside of you."

 

[sterven]

This thread needs a theme song here's my pick.

 

[Tamerlane]

For this thread, I'd just use the Rick Roll

For every Mangadex thread where the usual shitlords are in, I'd recommend this @sterven