Char Siu is awesome. Karaage is poison. They're not even close to being equal.
And people are screwing up the "chad" thing again, in vast numbers. Seriously, why are you calling him a chad? She is the one bullying him, remember? He isn't arrogant. He isn't cheating on her. He hasn't tried to rape her. He doesn't have the dumb chin either. There is nothing chad about him.