MC-kun: I'm here to sell some potions, my first batch ever! Horray isekai!
adv: Fuck you potion guy!
MC-kun: Wait wat?
adv: Go back to your shithole!
MC-kun: No, fuck off cunt.
adv: I dare you!
adv+MC-kun: *attempts to kiss passionately like the bonobos they are*
bishoujo: STAHP!
adv+MC-kun: gtfo
guild receptionist: I'm so sorry
MC-kun: I dont give a fuck, you didn't help
guild receptionist: *twintail loli*
adv: But he's gonna overprice us like as always!
old woman: *barges in*
old woman: THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT, YOU BETTER PAY FOR THIS SONNYBOI
adv: oh shit, we got the wrong person, my bad
MC-kun: Nonono, it's my fault to
old woman: Shut up brat.
adv: Ah sorry, we misunderstood, we thought you were those bitchy pharmacists that overprice the pots so we acted bitchy in return, how can we make it up to you?
old woman: PAY A GAZILLION GOLD!
adv: but...?
old woman: PAY A GAZILLION GOLD! Make that TWO significant figures x10e7!
adv: But we can't, we have no money...
old woman: THEN NO POTIONS 4 U!
guild receptions: You can't do th-
old woman: NO POTIONS!
adv: well fuck, I guess I'll have to-
bishoujo: ILL BECOME A SLAVE! That'll pay the debt!
MC-kun: Nononono, that's over the top, you don't have-
bishoujo: I'LL BECOME A SLAVE! I'LL SERVICE YOU TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES
MC-kun: obaasan do you have to do th-
old woman: shut up cunt, they deserved it. WELL LET'S DO THAT THEN, YOU WILL BECOME A SLAVE!
bishoujo: Yes maddame! I shall pay with my body oh so dearly!
MC-kun: wat?
old woman: you fucking w0t m8? You talking back to me brat?
MC-kun: *shinji ikari moment*
bishoujo and old woman: Let's go get our slave contracts!
bishoujo: I hope I'm worth enough
bishoujo's friend: I'll buy you back I swear!
bishoujo's friend: *has no money*
bishoujo's friend: well fuck, guess I'll become a slave too.