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what your best pose to kabedon someone/something?
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Its actually surprisingly easily if you have friends. Remember most people are humans like you, they are also interested in these dramatic actions and scenes like you.
If you are doing kabedon for the sake of Kabedon, you can take the safer joke route.
If you are planning kabedon as a way to make someone fall in love with you... Lol you better be rich or look good.
Route 1:
0. Spend time developingly a friendly relationship with target that you can have idle chatter and joke about common forms of media. (Changing your caste status may be required)
1. casually approach target. Employ idle chatter, lower guard and create a casual and friendly ambience
2. Deploy joke about how unnatural kabedons in media are and how ineffective they would be in real life
3. Watch for defensive gestures; such as crossed arms, constantly looking away, short responses. (If they show these signs, do not attempt kabedon, or attempt it and risk social or legal death)
4. If step 2 was successful and step 3 is cleared. Either suddenly do kabedon or slowly do kabedon and talk through how dumb kabedon is and ending with a question on how dumb they feel kabedon is.
5. Congratulations, you have done Kabedon for the sake of Kabedon. You likely have little future in creating meaningful romantic relationships as your imagination only revolves minute interactions rather than long standing healthy relationships built on mutual trust and respect
Route 2:
1. Walk up
2. Kabedon
3. Wait for lawsuit or social death; if you do not receive these, congratulations; you either are rich enough, good looking enough, have enough relationship points with target or have bullied the target into hopeless despair
Some tips: Trains are good places, so are public places in which people are present but in the background. Wall should be solid.
Do not go for a kiss unless you have consent
Do not sweat buckets or smell bad when attempting
Do not stutter or hesistate, be confident. No matter what happened. You will die and go to hell without Christ anyways,
Understand humans may think differently but most of them are not aliens.
Practical tips:
Consider shorter targets 20-40cm height difference is ideal. You want to be able to bend and look down to seem alpha. Also take into account the height waste if using lunge.
If you need one foot infront to reach the wall, use the ipslateral arm to kabedon. This can help translate into the contralateral foot being able to kabedon too or allowing the target to not trip over your foot when running from a normal Kabedon.
If you are doing kabedon for the sake of Kabedon, you can take the safer joke route.
If you are planning kabedon as a way to make someone fall in love with you... Lol you better be rich or look good.
Route 1:
0. Spend time developingly a friendly relationship with target that you can have idle chatter and joke about common forms of media. (Changing your caste status may be required)
1. casually approach target. Employ idle chatter, lower guard and create a casual and friendly ambience
2. Deploy joke about how unnatural kabedons in media are and how ineffective they would be in real life
3. Watch for defensive gestures; such as crossed arms, constantly looking away, short responses. (If they show these signs, do not attempt kabedon, or attempt it and risk social or legal death)
4. If step 2 was successful and step 3 is cleared. Either suddenly do kabedon or slowly do kabedon and talk through how dumb kabedon is and ending with a question on how dumb they feel kabedon is.
5. Congratulations, you have done Kabedon for the sake of Kabedon. You likely have little future in creating meaningful romantic relationships as your imagination only revolves minute interactions rather than long standing healthy relationships built on mutual trust and respect
Route 2:
1. Walk up
2. Kabedon
3. Wait for lawsuit or social death; if you do not receive these, congratulations; you either are rich enough, good looking enough, have enough relationship points with target or have bullied the target into hopeless despair
Some tips: Trains are good places, so are public places in which people are present but in the background. Wall should be solid.
Do not go for a kiss unless you have consent
Do not sweat buckets or smell bad when attempting
Do not stutter or hesistate, be confident. No matter what happened. You will die and go to hell without Christ anyways,
Understand humans may think differently but most of them are not aliens.
Practical tips:
Consider shorter targets 20-40cm height difference is ideal. You want to be able to bend and look down to seem alpha. Also take into account the height waste if using lunge.
If you need one foot infront to reach the wall, use the ipslateral arm to kabedon. This can help translate into the contralateral foot being able to kabedon too or allowing the target to not trip over your foot when running from a normal Kabedon.
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