Previously, there was a man who challenged the taepodong.
The man trained his body, his mentality, and his techniques.
But the taepodong was simply too far away, too high up.
But he did not give up.
At the end of his training of madness, he arrived at the answer.
Question: How can I not be evaporated by a taepodong?
Answer: I simply have to BE a taepodong.
Thus from the simple chain of inspiration was born the ultimate Secret Technique: ‘I AM TAEPODONG.’