God: I give you ridiculous amounts of skills and powers nobody else has. What will you do with them?
The most boring man in the world: Cleaning sewers is extremely easy with my awesome powers! Not only that, I can even clean other people's gear! I'm going to set up a business and clean everything!
The most boring man in the world: Cleaning sewers is extremely easy with my awesome powers! Not only that, I can even clean other people's gear! I'm going to set up a business and clean everything!