Kuroto was so close to gaining some self awareness and having a cool speech. Then he fell face first at the finish line. And you know what, I laughed. He made a fool of himself, and I laughed.
You know he has a point, we should appreciate lollies more, and shotas for that matter. I say more head pats and candy for our adorable little munchkins!
Or, if it turns out the raw actually does indicate "count" as belonging to "Tycone" (i.e. possessive form), then they could at least phrase it as "the Count of Tycone" so that it doesn't read so strangely.