Literally every problem this idiot has can be solved by saying his heal stat is 100. Or he could just say his heal stat is high. Or he could not say something stupidly misleading like "I put all my stats in..." that implies he's evasion-only. Just once he could do that, and someone would understand him.
But nope. Thought never crosses his idiot mind. Can't break the series gimmick with common sense, I guess.