this reminds me of something I used to do when I was a kid. I use to sneak into the kitchen at night to steal the little ketchup bags you get when you buy from most fast food joints and I used to take like three bags and go to my room and for some reason, I used to hide under my bed and suck all the ketchup from them like a virgin vampire having his first suck. until my mom saw me do it and with a look of exhaustion and confusion she took the bags and told me back to my room. I forgot what happens after that.