Tbh this is actually what I'm expecting"oh I faked my death, off to live with the xiongnu with Kaine"
You need to get this translated to Japanese and post it on the author/publisher's social media accounts.Riboku: (stubs toe while getting out of the shower)
Kaine: MY GOD, RIBOKU THAT WAS AN A+ PLAN THERE. BY STUBBING YOUR TOE YOU HAVE REFRESHED YOUR MIND VIA PAIN, PREPARING YOURSELF FOR OUR UPCOMING BATTLE
Riboku: (slips on wet floor, cracks his skull)
Zhao soldiers: SASUGA RIBOKU-SAMA! GIVING YOURSELF A CONCUSSION IS OBVIOUSLY THE START OF A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY TO DEFEAT QIN
Riboku: (shits himself)
Shin: Dear god, Riboku! What nefarious strategy are you plotting now?