Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - Lucoa wa Boku no ×× Desu

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If I could have edited my original post, I would have--posted too long ago, unfortunately.

If you're not aware, consider yourself warned: the artist behind this is a fat fetishist who can't keep it under control long enough to stick to canonical character designs--consequently, Lucoa is frequently depicted as a graceless porker in this manga. Cool should have commissioned a better artist--one that isn't an utter slave to his own twisted libido.
Delusional
(Except for that one chapter but literally just skip it if it bothers you that much)
 
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Delusional
(Except for that one chapter but literally just skip it if it bothers you that much)

"Delusional"? Sure--but only in the mind of one blind to plainly observable truth: multiple chapters depict Lucoa with the folds of an ungainly and unsightly paunch--one she does not have according Cool-kyou Shinja's work; in addition, look up Utamaro's Pixiv, if not his X account as well--it's rife with such morbid paunches and potbellies.

You would not see them as such if you were conditioned to be blinded by such a fetish, like he is; that, or by the HAES dogma.
 
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Giga, one November morning: "I can do this. I'm gonna have a discussion about my dislike of chubby girls and not emerge looking like an absolute maniac."

The first part's solely of your imagination, but the last part's likely inaccurate: many of the things I say these days render me maniacal (or worse, take your pick of invective adjective) in the eyes of those who hear them.

Of course, I am not taking sarcasm into account here, either. Sometimes, it's more fun that way.
 
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The first part's solely of your imagination, but the last part's likely inaccurate: many of the things I say these days render me maniacal (or worse, take your pick of invective adjective) in the eyes of those who hear them.

Of course, I am not taking sarcasm into account here, either. Sometimes, it's more fun that way.
Dude, someone drew Lucoa with love handles and you started talking like Sasuke Uchiha, what do you want me to say?
 
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Dude, someone drew Lucoa with love handles and you started talking like Sasuke Uchiha, what do you want me to say?

That might be among the strangest descriptions of my speech I've ever heard. Can't say "most incongruous", though, because those who resorted to ad hominem responses in the past tended not to be very capable of accurate description.
 
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That might be among the strangest descriptions of my speech I've ever heard. Can't say "most incongruous", though, because those who resorted to ad hominem responses in the past tended not to be very capable of accurate description.
Do you get paid for all the 10 dollar words, or it's just what you do to pretend you're smarter than people who disagree with you? 'Cuz it's not working.
 
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Do you get paid for all the 10 dollar words, or it's just what you do to pretend you're smarter than people who disagree with you? 'Cuz it's not working.

lol Whatever makes you feel better--that's what interactions like this always come down to, after all.
 
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lol Whatever makes you feel better--that's what interactions like this always come down to, after all.
Hey man, someone had to tell you that going on a tangent about "HAES dogma" or whatever because you saw an anime girl with a pudge isn't what normal people do. But whatever.
 
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I have this batsheet insane theory man...
Lucoa might be the true Eminence In The Shadows that would've shocked even Cid Kagenou.
There are so many hints about how absurd her existence is, and yet she plays an uninterested horni idiot so well that no one even considers she might be tilting the scales of the world behind everyone's back. Or even in the plain sight in front of everyone's eyes, but she makes them forget. She wields unlimited powers of creation, reality manipulation that make joke of space and time, and hypnosis that don't even rely on the divinity. THAT IS NOT EVEN A SECRET.
And everything she did from the very beginning of their world, was for the benefit and improvement of it.
She once gave a hint that she helped the development of the society even after stepping down as a goddess.
Even her backstory about cursed alcohol feels like something crafted by influencing or playing along with Tezcatlipoca's plot to use as an excuse for her to create distance away from her religion and younger sister that grew too dependent on her. (I know that it is based on actual Quetzalcoatl mythos, but that does not stops Cool Kyou to make his own spin on it)
She is even the strongest among the gods of creation in their dimension, and by a huge margin as it was mentioned, which makes me think that she even manipulated them into believing that they are on the same level, so that she can hide that she is the one true origin of their world and that they are just administrators whom she gave authority.
She even made the Spectator faction for the dragons, so that she can solidify her image as "neutral", and create a space for the dragons that don't want to be part of hostilities or to interact with the world.
And yet that neutrality and abstinence from influencing things was shown to be not really accurate in the battle with Kimuin Kamui, where she was briefly shown to use her powers from where she can not be seen, to nudge things slightly in Kobayashi's favor. You can even see that her odd eye is doing something unusual, and is most probably a limiter she put on herself to reduce or lock away her powers. It was also one of the rare moments where she showed cold demeanor, as she is always seem cheerful. And nether her actions or words at that moment were ever mentioned by anyone else.
Lucoa may even be just pretending that she is a dragon because it is easier for her to move around and interact with her creations while still justifying her absurd powers :D
I'm like 99% tripping, but there are too many things about her that seem very, very odd, even by this comic's silly common sense.
Be silly like me and do a re-read of the whole series again while focusing on mysterious events, Lucoa related stuff, while keeping in mind her powers, and tell me am I crazy.
 
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