@Leo80221
"Well, time to play dumb.
I have no idea what happened here.
The fortress just collapsed in some mysterious freak incident. It had nothing to do with me.
The only other witnesses have passed on to the next life by now, making it the perfect crime. The statute of limitations’ll be long over before you get any proof!
Smell ya later, suckers!
"I flee the sce— I mean, I leave the collapsed fortress behind, trying to stay out of sight.
I am a spider monster, after all.
If any humans catch a glimpse of me, it ain’t gonna end well.
Especially since I’m the culpr— Ahem, I mean, since I’m this close to the area where that mysterious incident occurred.
Ugh, how could anyone do something so awful?!
I could easily be mistaken for the culprit!
I’m innocent, I tell you!
Okay, self-suggestion complete.
Even a lie detector won’t catch me now."