Let's write a story that Kronix absolutely hates

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

You can write as much/little you want, but if you talk here you gotta contribute to the story.
You can comment but put it in a spoiler so that it can be scrolled over quickly.
The only rule here is that we all must write a romance story that will piss Kronix off with its absurdity, unbelievability, genericness, and beta MC.
Make sure that we at least try to make the story good just to make the fact that it sucks sadder.

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It seems like...

"Are you sure?" her voice echoed against falling petals.

...that time long time ago...

"Yeah I promise." I smiled out to this girl

...was no further than yesterday...

"Pinky promise?" her hand was soft, smoother than I had imagined.

...and yet...

"Yeah sure."

...I feel like...

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I'm sorry." she turned her back, her figure being grovelled over slowly by the darkness of my memories, disappearing slowly as she shrink into nothing.

And then I wake up. The alarm from my phone shrieks into my ear. I can see the sunlight licking my eyes, showering the image of my bedroom with morning light. My eyes slowly gaze over to my high school uniform.

I reach my phone and shut that alarm off.

"I'm forgetting something." I say to myself, missing something to reminisce.

 

[Teddy]

As I gaze into the mirror to make sure I didn't wear my shirt inside out again.
I found that my bangs had once again grown so far that my eyes were hidden behind them.

As I left my bedroom, I found my mother and father had started breakfast. Unlike my classmates who either had distant but rich parents, single parent family, family with a incurable diseases, parents who work overseas, overly attached family members, family poverty, extremly large families with all male or all female offsprings (usually attractive). My family was simple but stable and that was enough for me.

After breakfast I left for school, but as I turned a corner I knocked into girl. She seemed to be extremely regal, wearing her
Iromuji cleanly. Her silver hair became slightly disheveled. As I immediately stood up and apologied, she calmly waved her hand at me and gave me a radiant smile that I did not expect...

From her hunched back and full face of wrinkles.

As I helped the grandma across the next light, I glanced at my watch and found that I was still perfectly on time.

 

[KE1tea]

Spoiler

When you leave the room and your bratty brother dleltes what you’ve typed for a hour...
And it’s freaking 2:00 AM here.
But I’m rewriting cuz this is unexpectedly fun.

The teacher came into the classroom.
“Please take your seats. We have a new assistant teacher that will help me for the rest of the year.
Chiaki, you may come in.”

The door gently slid open.
Out stepped a beautiful girl, dignified and elegant, approaching as if she were a princess walking along a royal garden, kindly gazing upon the flowers.
Her silver hair was sparkling in the sunlight peeking from the window as if she were the flower raised by the princess, sitting her name perfectly .
This beautiful girl was breathtaking enough that even the boys shut up for a while.

But for this beautiful girl, her high school days has long passed.

“Pfffttt”

““Ahahahaha!!!””
“What is this, a popular transfer student? No way! It’s just a old granny helping at a school!”
“Phew. Now we won’t have to worry about someone snatching all the boys up. The teacher ha deceived us.”
“Aw, we don’t get a cute transfer student. It’s just an almost dea—“

I clenched my fist and suddenly jolted up from my seat.
“ENOUGH! SHE’S NOT ALMOST DEAD! SHE’S, she’s... I’m sorry for yelling.”

“Geez, what’s wrong with Asahi.”
“Yeah. Why get mad for an old granny?”

“Ahem. Please calm down. We have class still. Chiaki will now introduce herself.”
The teacher gestured to Chiaki.

“I’m sorry I’m old, but my name is Haruka, Chiaki. You may call me Haruka sensei. Nice to meet you.”
Chiaki quickly glanced at me, but averted the gave immediately.
I wonder what’s wrong?

____________________°^°____________________
Class has ended.
Chiaki sensei was cleaning up the mess that the annoying guys had left.

Those guys kept making nasty snickers throughout the entirety of home room.
For some reason, these comments pissed me off.
I don’t know why though.

“Um, Chiaki sensei or I suppose, Haruka sensei, I’m sorry for what those people did to you.”
“I’m really sorry.”

“Eh? N-no, you don’t have to apologize. I-it wasn’t your fault. Also, you may call me Chiaki.”
She replied to me in a flustered manner. I wonder why she is so embarrassed..,

“Alright. I’ll call you Chiaki sensei, But won’t the others get curious? You did tell the class call you Haruka sensei.”

“Y-yeah. Thanks. But don’t you need to go to your next class?”

“Hm? Oh yeah! You’re right! Thanks, Bye! See you tomorrow!”

“Y-yeah.” She said in a murmur low enough so I couldn’t hear it.

__________°^°______________


I don’t remember much of the rest of the day. Before I knew it, I was in my room.
All I could remember was home room.
Eh? Why is that? Is it because sh—

“Dinner is ready!”

“Alright mom!”

Oh yeah. Doesn’t Chiaki look similar to the pretty girl I accidentally bumped into this morning?

Spoiler

Update: It’s now 2:30 AM here.
I usually don’t write. I even hated writing in school. Why is this so fun?

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

But why? 🤔

Edit: Removed image

 

[Teddy]

Spoiler

@AfterMidnightMoon
Your image is so big that it's meesed up my mobile view.

Dinner consisted of Tofu, Avocado, Broccoli, Brussell sprouts and Bell peppers... Well atleast it did for dad.

Apparently the idiot said to his colleagues that the new young co-worker's meat dish tasted better than his own when they were trading foods and had accidentally slipped his phone into his pocket without ending his call to his wife.

Cue me slipping out of the dining room to watch TV but mainly to save me own life. But my parents conversation was more entertaining than any show I found on TV. Nothing beats a lifeshow for the horror genre; the atmosphere was chilling.

Dad: Honey, can I have some salad dressing atlesst...?

Mum: DIE!- *cough* I meant what did you say you wanted? I couldn't hear you properly Dear.*Smile*

Dad: Nope, nothing at all!

Mum: Come on Dear, we're a family you can tell me anything you want *smile*

Dad: Um okay... Can I have some salad dressing please?

Mum: Ofcourse here you go Dear. I'll even pour it for you... I love making sure my dear's food taste as delicous as possible *smile*

Dad: No need I can do it myself but thankyou... Honey I said it's fine...? Why are you unscrewing the whole cap instead of popping the top open? Honey that bottle is famous for being more sour than average and its new so I can't possibly have it all in one sitting. HON-

Mum: Dear? *smile slowly turning expressionless as she proceeds to slowly empty the whole bottle onto dad's dish* You know today I heard someone say that my meat dishes didnt compare to someone elses... I think the name was Shina?
You know Dear... I put alot of love into my cooking for my family. I'm so glad it was just a stranger who said that, and not someone I love, otherwise it would have hurt me alot. Do know you how much it would hurt me if someone in my family said something like that. But then again I'm sure if that person was apart of my family he would enjoy my meal more than others' food cause he would feel the love. Isn't that right dear, don't you love my food alot? *Last drip of salad dressing falls onto dad's dish* Can't you feel the love I put in my cooking especially for my husband?

Dad: Yes, ofcourse... Um but dear? His name was Shino not Shina, it was guy not a girl? So there isn't any reason to be mad...?

Mum: Why would I be mad at you? *Smile not rendering, Houston we have a problem!!!*
I'm sure my husband would never say anything like, "I wish my wife learnt from you", when he thought I wasn't listening. I'm sure it was just someone else's voice I heard through your phone today. Right DEAR?
*Smooches dad on the cheek*
Please eat it while its still hot, Dear"

Dad: Yes...

Spoiler

is MC really that amnesiac that he forgets his childhood friend and the old lady's face from just in the morning? Or are they actually two separate grandmas?

Or are they actually the same grandma and the person in MC's dream is also the same person as the grandma from a parallel universe and Mc wil get trucked into that isekai? Is this the new plot point!?

All depends on the next person stay tuned

 

[kronix]

harem girl 1: hey MC-kun I really really wuv you, can you please have sex with me

MC: I am very sorry, for some divine reasons I am unable to participate in sexual acts with any girls. It appears I am allergic to your vagina.

harem girl 1: what are you talking about, the author is clearly allowed to demonstrate some degree of sexual acts, I mean look at that newly introduced random male character... there were sex sounds coming off from their tent...

MC: Well, as the main character in a japanese story is it my sacred duty to remain a virgin until hopefully the last chapter of the story. Even then sex is not a certainty... It might just be a hand holding scene or a simple kiss on the cheeks, or even then I may not even have sex in the last chapter... but other characters are allowed to demonstrate rape, happy, maybe somewhat forced sex because that is the rule.

harem girl 1: what are you talking about don't be silly

*harem girl 1 proceeds to place MC's hand in her vagina*

MC explodes

last panel you can see sound bubbles coming off from a tent of a newly introduced male character with a party of 3 females.

 

[CyanHide]

It is then that an official doujin is written, where by the power of literal “bull##it”, our MC is reconstructed from his ashen remains. As if nothing ever happened, he is returned to his previous state to touching her.

 

[KE1tea]

Spoiler

This is getting really weird...
Oh well, let’s make it even weirder
But kronix came here!

“Ahnn, aaaa”
MC spews some milk on the ground
Some more harem girls form from the milk. Strangely, they don’t look white at all.